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This dog walks into a post office and says to the Postmaster. “I need to send a telegram.” The Postmaster says “OK, what is it?” The...
The husband comes home drunk and breaks some crockery, vomits and falls down on the floor: His wife pulls him up and cleans everything. The next...
A young newlywed couple wanted to join a church. The pastor told them, “We have special requirements for new parishioners. You must abstain from having make...
Little Johnny was visiting a friend of his in New York during the winter. He and his friend went outside to play in the snow. After...
Four married guys went fishing. After an hour or so, the following conversation took place: First guy: “You have no idea what I had to do...
The old man placed an order for one hamburger, French fries and a drink. He unwrapped the plain hamburger and carefully cut it in half, placing...
Russ and Fred, two friends, met in the park every day to feed the pigeons, watch the squirrels and discuss world problems. One day Russ didn’t...
Little Johnny comes home from school and his Grandma asks him about his day. Little Johnny says, “Oh, the school was fun. We were learning make...
A farmer was taking three of his donkeys for sale to the market. On the way, he saw a river and decided to have a dip....
A crusty old man walks into a bank and says to the teller, “I want to open a account here.” The astonished woman replies, “I beg...
Johnny told dad to take a shower. “I’m scared, can I take a shower with you?” Johnny said. “No, son, that would be weird,” his father...
Dolly wanted a new living room set but her husband kept saying. “No.” Every day she would ask him to please let her have the set....
A leading professor of make love behavior is giving a lecture to his students, Explaining that people’s overall disposition is directly related to the number of...
Two unemployed guys are talking. One says: “I’m going to become a lion-tamer.” The other replies, “That’s crazy, you don’t know nothing about no lion taming.”...
An 80-year-old man went to the doctor, who was amazed at what good shape he was in. The doctor asked, “Why do you think you have...
On Little Johnny’s first day of school, The teacher asked Johnny what 10+10 is and he said he doesn’t know. So his teacher told him to...
A newly married couple was walking through a garden, suddenly a dog ran towards them. They both knew it will bite them. The husband lifted his...
An elderly couple is both lying in bed one morning, having just woken from a good night’s sleep. He takes her hand and she responds. “Don’t...
The doctor and his wife were playing golf at the club and she drove a 300-yard tee shot straight down the fairway. The doctor said Wow...
It was a little boy’s first day in school and a teacher was going to play a “guessing” game. She passed out different items to each...