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An elderly man travelling by plane was in urgent need of a restroom facility. But each time he tried, it was occupied. The flight attendant, aware...
Little Johnny and Billy were engaging in the time-honoured tradition of a verbal battle like little boys all over the world. “My Father is better than...
On a warm evening, a man walks into a bar one night. He goes up to the cheerful-looking bartender and asks for his favourite premium beer....
Two couples are having their wedding reception in the same hotel, and the two grooms are having a few beers together at the bar. “I bet...
Little Johnny was playing in his room,… when his dad walked in and explained that he and his mom were getting a divorce. “Why Daddy?” asked...
A middle aged man was talking to his elderly father. “I wanted to thank you dad, I remember when I was younger and first dating girls...
A married couple is sleeping when the phone rings at 3 AM. The wife picks up the phone and, after a few seconds, replies, “How am...
A man stumbles up to the only other patron in a bar and asks if he could buy him a drink. Why of course, comes the...
The Wolf Man comes home one day from a long day at the office. “How was work, dear?” his wife asks. “Listen! I don’t want to...
An old man goes to the doctor for his yearly physical, his wife tagging along. When the doctor enters the examination room, he tells the old...
A guy walks into his doctor’s office and says, “Ddddoc, I’ve bbbeen sssttttuttering ffor yyears and III’m tired of it. Ccccan yyyou hehehelp mmme???” The doc...
A passenger in a taxi tapped the driver on the shoulder to ask him something. The driver screamed, lost control of the cab, nearly hit a...
A mathematician, an accountant and an economist apply for the same job. The interviewer calls in the mathematician and asks “What do two plus two equal?”...
Little Leroy came into the kitchen where his mother was making dinner. His birthday was coming up and he thought this was a good time to...
On Christmas morning, a cop on horseback was sitting at a traffic light. Next to him was a kid on his shiny new bike. The cop...
A man went to the Police Station wishing to speak with the burglar who had broken into his house the night before. “You’ll get your chance...
An old man is sitting on a park bench crying his eyes out. A young jogger comes by and asks him what is the matter. The...
A few days after Christmas, a mother was working in the kitchen listening to her young son playing with his new electric train in the living...
Two cannibals meet one day. The first cannibal says, “You know, I just can’t seem to get a tender missionary. I’ve baked ’em, I’ve roasted ’em,...
A couple was on their honeymoon, lying in bed, about ready to consummate their marriage, when the new bride says to the husband, “I have a...