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An elderly man told his wife, Honey we have done everything in our life except […]
Little Johnny came home after playing with his older friends. His friends kept using dirty […]
This dog walks into a post office and says to the Postmaster. “I need […]
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A young newlywed couple wanted to join a church. The pastor told them, “We have […]
Little Johnny was visiting a friend of his in New York during the winter. He […]
There was a farmer who had a herd of pigs. One day someone went to […]
Four married guys went fishing. After an hour or so, the following conversation took […]
The old man placed an order for one hamburger, French fries and a drink. […]
Russ and Fred, two friends, met in the park every day to feed the […]
Little Johnny comes home from school and his Grandma asks him about his day. Little […]
A farmer was taking three of his donkeys for sale to the market. On […]
A crusty old man walks into a bank and says to the teller, “I want […]
Grandpa and his 7-year-old grandson are gardening when to boy sees an earthworm trying to […]
Johnny’s dad told Johnny to take a shower. “I’m scared, can I take a shower […]
Dolly wanted a new living room set but her husband kept saying. “No.” Every day […]
Mr. and Mrs Potato had three daughters who were as upstanding as they were […]
A leading professor of s***ual behavior is giving a lecture to his students, Explaining […]
Two unemployed guys are talking. One says: “I’m going to become a lion-tamer.” The […]