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While enjoying a drink at the bar a guy decided to try his luck with an attractive young girl sitting alone. To his surprise, she asked...
A drunk staggers into a diner and orders a couple of eggs. The waiter, suspecting that they’ve run out, goes back to question the chef. “Hey,...
Two hunters were dragging their dead deer back to their car. Another hunter approached pulling his along too. “Hey, I don’t want to tell you how...
A woman goes to her boyfriend’s parents’ house for dinner. This is her first time meeting the family and she is very nervous. They all sit...
A man walked into a bar and ordered a glass of white wine. He took a sip of the wine, then tossed the remainder into the...
An elderly couple were at home at the wife called out “So, when are you going to the doctor” “I told you, I’ll go when I...
Three pregnant women are sitting in a cafe having lunch when one of them says. “I know that I’m going to have a boy.” The other...
Little Johnny is taking a shower with his mother and says, “Mom, what are those things on your chest!?” Unsure of how to reply, she tells...
A cat died and went to Heaven. God met the animal at the Pearly Gates and said, “You have been a good cat all of these...
An elderly man travelling by plane was in urgent need of a restroom facility. But each time he tried, it was occupied. The flight attendant, aware...
Little Johnny and Billy were engaging in the time-honoured tradition of a verbal battle like little boys all over the world. “My Father is better than...
On a warm evening, a man walks into a bar one night. He goes up to the cheerful-looking bartender and asks for his favourite premium beer....
Two couples are having their wedding reception in the same hotel, and the two grooms are having a few beers together at the bar. “I bet...
Little Johnny was playing in his room,… when his dad walked in and explained that he and his mom were getting a divorce. “Why Daddy?” asked...
A middle aged man was talking to his elderly father. “I wanted to thank you dad, I remember when I was younger and first dating girls...
A married couple is sleeping when the phone rings at 3 AM. The wife picks up the phone and, after a few seconds, replies, “How am...
A man stumbles up to the only other patron in a bar and asks if he could buy him a drink. Why of course, comes the...
The Wolf Man comes home one day from a long day at the office. “How was work, dear?” his wife asks. “Listen! I don’t want to...
An old man goes to the doctor for his yearly physical, his wife tagging along. When the doctor enters the examination room, he tells the old...
A guy walks into his doctor’s office and says, “Ddddoc, I’ve bbbeen sssttttuttering ffor yyears and III’m tired of it. Ccccan yyyou hehehelp mmme???” The doc...