The bride tells her husband, “Honey, you know I’m a pure and I don’t know anything about make love. Can you explain it to me first?”...
A man escapes from prison where he has been for 15 years. He breaks into a house to look for money and guns and finds a...
A guy goes over to his friend’s house, rings the bell, and the wife answers. “Hi, is Hank home?” he asks. “No, I’m sorry, he’s out...
This newly wed couple were on there honeymoon and where about to have lovemaking: Wife: before we do this i have something i have to tell...
A mother is in the kitchen making dinner for her family when her daughter walks in. “Mother, where do babies come from?” The mother thinks for...
Two women friends had gone out for a Girls Night Out, and had been decidedly over-enthusiastic on the cocktails. Incredibly drunk and walking home they suddenly...
A wife arrived home and found her husband in bed with another woman. With superhuman strength borne of fury, she dragged him out of the house,...
A student had spent all his money, so he called his mother from college and asked if she could send him some. “Of course, I’ll send...
A woman accompanied her husband to the doctor’s office. After his checkup, doctor called the wife into his office alone. He said, “Your husband is suffering...
A woman arrives home from work and her husband notices she’s wearing a diamond necklace. He asks his wife, “Where did you get that necklace?” She...
Jack and Betty are celebrating their 50th wedding anniversary. “Betty, I was wondering — have you ever cheated on me?” “Oh Jack, why would you ask...
Two old men were fishing off a bridge as they had done daily for many years. Suddenly a funeral procession came down the road. The one...
A man boarded an airplane and took his seat. As he settled in, he glanced up and saw a very beautiful woman boarding the plane. He...
A student comes to a young professor’s office. She glances down the hall, closes his door, kneels pleadingly. “I would do anything to pass this exam.”...
A woman and her lover are in bed together when husband comes home. The woman jumps up, shoves the guy in a corner of the bedroom,...
Donna arrived home from work early one day and found her husband, Glen, in bed with another woman. “That’s it!” she shouted, “I’m leaving and I’m...
A wealthy man was having an affair with an Italian woman for a few years. One night, during one of their rendezvous, she confided in him...
A man and a woman were having dinner in a fine restaurant. Their waitress, taking another order at a table a few paces away noticed that...
Four men were bragging about how smart their cats are. The first man was an Engineer, the second man was an Accountant, the third man was...
A man crosses the border each morning on a donkey and each day, his donkey is loaded with only bags of straw. When he reaches the...