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A passenger in a taxi tapped the driver on the shoulder to ask him something. The driver screamed, lost control of the cab, nearly hit a...
A mathematician, an accountant and an economist apply for the same job. The interviewer calls in the mathematician and asks “What do two plus two equal?”...
Little Leroy came into the kitchen where his mother was making dinner. His birthday was coming up and he thought this was a good time to...
On Christmas morning, a cop on horseback was sitting at a traffic light. Next to him was a kid on his shiny new bike. The cop...
A man went to the Police Station wishing to speak with the burglar who had broken into his house the night before. “You’ll get your chance...
An old man is sitting on a park bench crying his eyes out. A young jogger comes by and asks him what is the matter. The...
A few days after Christmas, a mother was working in the kitchen listening to her young son playing with his new electric train in the living...
Two cannibals meet one day. The first cannibal says, “You know, I just can’t seem to get a tender missionary. I’ve baked ’em, I’ve roasted ’em,...
A couple was on their honeymoon, lying in bed, about ready to consummate their marriage, when the new bride says to the husband, “I have a...
The bride tells her husband, “Honey, you know I’m a pure and I don’t know anything about make love. Can you explain it to me first?”...
A man escapes from prison where he has been for 15 years. He breaks into a house to look for money and guns and finds a...
A guy goes over to his friend’s house, rings the bell, and the wife answers. “Hi, is Hank home?” he asks. “No, I’m sorry, he’s out...
This newly wed couple were on there honeymoon and where about to have lovemaking: Wife: before we do this i have something i have to tell...
A mother is in the kitchen making dinner for her family when her daughter walks in. “Mother, where do babies come from?” The mother thinks for...
Two women friends had gone out for a Girls Night Out, and had been decidedly over-enthusiastic on the cocktails. Incredibly drunk and walking home they suddenly...
A wife arrived home and found her husband in bed with another woman. With superhuman strength borne of fury, she dragged him out of the house,...
A student had spent all his money, so he called his mother from college and asked if she could send him some. “Of course, I’ll send...
A woman accompanied her husband to the doctor’s office. After his checkup, doctor called the wife into his office alone. He said, “Your husband is suffering...
A woman arrives home from work and her husband notices she’s wearing a diamond necklace. He asks his wife, “Where did you get that necklace?” She...
Jack and Betty are celebrating their 50th wedding anniversary. “Betty, I was wondering — have you ever cheated on me?” “Oh Jack, why would you ask...