Two old men were fishing off a bridge as they had done daily for many years. Suddenly a funeral procession came down the road. The one...
A man boarded an airplane and took his seat. As he settled in, he glanced up and saw a very beautiful woman boarding the plane. He...
A student comes to a young professor’s office. She glances down the hall, closes his door, kneels pleadingly. “I would do anything to pass this exam.”...
A woman and her lover are in bed together when husband comes home. The woman jumps up, shoves the guy in a corner of the bedroom,...
Donna arrived home from work early one day and found her husband, Glen, in bed with another woman. “That’s it!” she shouted, “I’m leaving and I’m...
A wealthy man was having an affair with an Italian woman for a few years. One night, during one of their rendezvous, she confided in him...
A man and a woman were having dinner in a fine restaurant. Their waitress, taking another order at a table a few paces away noticed that...
Four men were bragging about how smart their cats are. The first man was an Engineer, the second man was an Accountant, the third man was...
A man crosses the border each morning on a donkey and each day, his donkey is loaded with only bags of straw. When he reaches the...
Two old farmers, Joe and Bob, lived as neighbors but didn’t like each other much. In 1999, there was a period of 30 degrees centigrade cold...
An old woman is riding in an elevator in a very lavish New York City Building, When a young and beautiful woman gets into the elevator,...
A young woman was preparing for her wedding. She asked her mother to go out and buy a nice long black negligee and carefully place it...
Three old ladies are sitting around a table playing bridge and bragging about their sons. “My Freddie,” said Margaret, “Everyone should be so lucky to have...
A young man couldn’t decide which girl to marry. He liked one girl, but he really liked another one named Maria, too. He decided to ask...
A man meets woman at a bar and asks her “Would you have lovemaking with me for 10 million dollars?” Without skipping a beat she screams....
A magazine reporter is traveling through a rain forest, in search of a fabled cannibalistic tribe. He falls into a trap, goes unconscious and wakes up...
A woman was in bed with her lover when she heard her husband opening the front door. “Hurry!” she said, “stand in the corner.” She quickly...
Two guys are driving along in a car when they see two dogs mating in someone’s yard. The driver says, “That is great. My wife and...
Mitsy and Milda were talking about their grandchildren after the holidays. Mitsy said, “My daughter-in-Law stopped making my grandchildren send their thank you notes. Each year...
A fifteen-year-old Amish boy and his father were in a mall. They were amazed by almost everything they saw, but especially by two shiny, silver walls...