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A 8-year-old Little Johnny knocks on the door of a night house. The Madam opens door, looks down and sees the kid. “What do you want?”...
A old man goes to a restaurant and orders a chicken dish. By the time the food is ready and he is about to eat, the...
Little Johnny was out hunting with his dad late in the year. Dad comes by to see how Johnny is doing. Johnny says, “Except for my...
A woman’s husband had been slipping in and out of a coma for several months, yet she had stayed by his bedside every single day. One...
A husband went to the police station to file a “missing person” report for his missing wife: Husband: “I lost my wife, she went shopping and...
A lady and her dog were enjoying a stroll in the park when her dog was mounted from behind by a large Rottweiler. The Rot was...
Little Johnny is sitting between his Mum and Dad on the sofa and they are playing a game about what sounds animals say. His Mum says...
A farmer comes home to find his sheepdog waiting for him. The sheepdog says: “I herded the sheep into the barn, just like you asked!” “You...
One evening, the 72-year-old men Ole and Sven are sitting in the bar getting drunk. Ole turns to Sven and asks, “Ven do you suppose dose...
There was an old professor who started every class with a vulgar joke. After one particularly nasty example, The women in the class decided to walk...
An elderly wife from Montana had an appointment with her doctor to ask for advice on how to treat her husband’s lack of make love drive....
A lady was in a pet store to buy a parrot. Looking around she noted the prices ranged from $150 to $200. Still wanting to be...
It was a cold winter day. An old man walked out onto a frozen lake for fishing, cut a hole in the ice, dropped in his...
Billy Bob and Luther were talking one afternoon when Billy Bob tells Luther, “Ya know, I reckon I’m ’bout ready for a vacation… only this year...
Little Johnny and his 13-year-old sister had been fighting a lot. This happens when you combine a headstrong two-year-old with a young adolescent. Johnny’s parents, trying...
Little Johnny was wondering one day and decided to ask his dad… “Dad, how come big dogs can make little dogs and big cats can make...
Little Johnny, Billy, and Tommy were walking home from school one warm spring day. As they were cutting through the alleys and backyards, They happened to...
An elderly man in a bar had a couple of beers, and the bartender told him he owed 4 dollars. “But I paid, don’t you remember?”...
Out on the golf course with his wife, the husband says, “Twenty years ago I had a brief affair. It meant nothing. I hope you can...
Little Johnny sees his mother walk out of the shower and sees her private part. He asks her what is it and she embarrassed reply. “It’s...