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Three old ladies were sitting at the dinner table discussing their problems with getting old. The first one said, “Sometimes I catch myself with a jar...
Three 7-year-old boys were sitting on the curb one day saying what they wanted to be when they grew up. The first boy said, “When I...
Friday night, Patrick went to his friend Paddy and said “Paddy, I need a favor I’m sleeping with the bartender’s wife. Can you hold him in...
A little boy and a little girl attended the same school and became friends. Every day they would sit together to eat their lunch. They discovered...
A boss said to his secretary, “I want to make love with you, but I will make it very fast. I’ll throw $1,000 on the floor...
A letter an 83-year-old lady wrote to her grandson. My dear grandson, Some days ago, I experienced something wonderful, which I want to share with you....
A mother comes home from work to find that her kids are hiding behind the couch. She asks what’s wrong, and the kids reply that Aunt...
A farmer walks into a lawyer’s office and says: “I’d like to get one of them-that day-vorce-ees” “Yes sir, I believe I can help you” replied...
A 75-year-old man walked into a crowded doctors waiting room and approached the desk. The Receptionist said, ‘Yes sir, what are you seeing the Doctor for...
A 8-year-old Little Johnny knocks on the door of a night house. The Madam opens door, looks down and sees the kid. “What do you want?”...
A old man goes to a restaurant and orders a chicken dish. By the time the food is ready and he is about to eat, the...
Little Johnny was out hunting with his dad late in the year. Dad comes by to see how Johnny is doing. Johnny says, “Except for my...
A woman’s husband had been slipping in and out of a coma for several months, yet she had stayed by his bedside every single day. One...
A husband went to the police station to file a “missing person” report for his missing wife: Husband: “I lost my wife, she went shopping and...
A lady and her dog were enjoying a stroll in the park when her dog was mounted from behind by a large Rottweiler. The Rot was...
Little Johnny is sitting between his Mum and Dad on the sofa and they are playing a game about what sounds animals say. His Mum says...
A farmer comes home to find his sheepdog waiting for him. The sheepdog says: “I herded the sheep into the barn, just like you asked!” “You...
One evening, the 72-year-old men Ole and Sven are sitting in the bar getting drunk. Ole turns to Sven and asks, “Ven do you suppose dose...
There was an old professor who started every class with a vulgar joke. After one particularly nasty example, The women in the class decided to walk...
An elderly wife from Montana had an appointment with her doctor to ask for advice on how to treat her husband’s lack of make love drive....