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An old couple took an 18-year-old girl as a lodger. She asked if she could have a bath, but the woman of the house told her...
So, old Johnny goes into the car showroom and finds the car he wants to buy: Old Johnny asks the salesman not sell the particular model...
One day, Little Johnny comes home from kindergarten for lunch. Not finding his mother in the kitchen, or the living room, he heads upstairs to check...
On their first night together, a newlywed couple go to change. The new bride comes out of the bathroom showered and wearing a beautiful robe. The...
A sweet old lady is making lunch for her husband one day… She had been making him the same lunch for the past 40 years. His...
Little Johnny asks his dad for a telly in his room. His dad reluctantly agrees. Next day Little Johnny comes downstairs and asks, “Dad, what’s love...
A husband and wife are eating at restaurant for their 20th anniversary. A gorgeous waitress comes up and asks them what they’d like to drink. “Oh...
The donkey said to the tiger, ‘The grass is blue.’ Tiger said, ‘No grass is green.’ Then the discussion between the two became intense. Both of...
This woman is driving into a small town and slams on the brakes as a goat runs across the road in front of her. Just as...
A lady goes to the bar on a cruise ship and orders a Scotch with two drops of water. As the bartender gives her the drink...
Three police officers were standing in line at the Pearly Gates. Saint Peter asked the first officer, “What did you do with your life?” “I was...
Once upon a time a daughter complained to her father that her life was miserable and that she didn’t know how she was going to make...
There was this guy at a bar, just looking at his drink. He stays like that for a half hour. Then a big trouble making truck...
A husband and wife are sitting on the couch watching TV. The wife looks at the husband and he is staring at the ceiling above her...
A man comes home from working at a pickle factory and he seems troubled. His wife asks him what’s wrong and the man says, “Oh, nothing....
A boy who was a witness to a crime was called to testify in court. He was approached by the defense attorney who asked, “Did anyone...
A blind man enters a Ladies Bar by mistake. He finds his way to a bar stool and orders a drink. After sitting there for a...
Little Johnny’s father took him on a fishing trip to Canada. On returning home after catching only three fish his father says, “The way I figure...
Tom had this problem of getting up late in the morning and was always late for work. His boss was mad at him and threatened to...
A husband and wife were at a party chatting with some friends when the subject of marriage counseling came up. “Oh, we’ll never need that. My...