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A secretary walked into her boss’s office and said, “I’m afraid I’ve got some bad news for you.” “Why do you always have to give me...
A little girl said, “Grandpa, can I sit on your lap? “Why sure you can,” her grandfather replied. As she sat on her grandfather’s lap she...
One evening a teenage daughter and her mother were out shopping when they stopped to make a purchase. The young girl greeted the cashier with only...
A wife comes home late one night and quietly opens the door to her bedroom. From under the blanket, she sees four legs instead of just...
One day, an 80-year-old man comes home and finds his 80-year-old wife doing a handstand, undressed, against a wall. Shocked, he asks, “What are you doing?”...
A very flat-chested woman finally decided she needed a corset and set out to town in search of one in her size. She entered an upscale...
“That wife of mine is a liar,” said the angry husband to a sympathetic pal seated next to him in the bar. “How do you know?”...
A duck hunter was out enjoying a nice morning on the marsh when he decided to take a leak…. He walked over to a tree and...
A police officer stops a blonde for speeding and asks her very nicely if he could see her license. She replied in a huff, “I wish...
A blonde walks into the library. She walks up to the counter, slams a book down and screams at the librarian, “This is the worst book...
One night a blonde nun was praying in her room when God appeared before her. “My daughter, you have pleased me greatly. Your heart is full...
A woman wants to divorce her husband, so she is talking to her lawyer. Lawyer: “Well first we need a reason, is he not giving you...
Two little old ladies, Connie, and Jean, were sitting on a park bench outside the local town hall where a flower show was in progress. The...
The guy sat next to me on the train pulled out a photo of his wife and said, “She’s beautiful, isn’t she?” I said, “If you...
A man meets a gorgeous woman in a bar. They talk, they connect, they end up leaving together. They get back to her place, and as...
A man is having dinner with his new girlfriend’s family. They spend the early part of the evening talking, getting to know each other, and just...
A boy and his dad are walking through the park During the walk the boy sees two men dressed as cowboys saunter by. ‘Dad, look at...
A 90 year old woman just got married for the 4th time…. It was big news in a small town and a local reporter wanted to...
A hunter had been out hunting bear all day, when he came across a fast flowing river. The water was nice and cool, so he set...
One day Little Johnny’s class is having an English lesson. The teacher asks them, “Who can use the word intelligent in a sentence?” Little Mary says,...