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Once upon a time a daughter complained to her father that her life was miserable and that she didn’t know how she was going to make...
There was this guy at a bar, just looking at his drink. He stays like that for a half hour. Then a big trouble making truck...
A husband and wife are sitting on the couch watching TV. The wife looks at the husband and he is staring at the ceiling above her...
A man comes home from working at a pickle factory and he seems troubled. His wife asks him what’s wrong and the man says, “Oh, nothing....
A boy who was a witness to a crime was called to testify in court. He was approached by the defense attorney who asked, “Did anyone...
A blind man enters a Ladies Bar by mistake. He finds his way to a bar stool and orders a drink. After sitting there for a...
Little Johnny’s father took him on a fishing trip to Canada. On returning home after catching only three fish his father says, “The way I figure...
Tom had this problem of getting up late in the morning and was always late for work. His boss was mad at him and threatened to...
A husband and wife were at a party chatting with some friends when the subject of marriage counseling came up. “Oh, we’ll never need that. My...
A secretary walked into her boss’s office and said, “I’m afraid I’ve got some bad news for you.” “Why do you always have to give me...
A little girl said, “Grandpa, can I sit on your lap? “Why sure you can,” her grandfather replied. As she sat on her grandfather’s lap she...
One evening a teenage daughter and her mother were out shopping when they stopped to make a purchase. The young girl greeted the cashier with only...
A wife comes home late one night and quietly opens the door to her bedroom. From under the blanket, she sees four legs instead of just...
One day, an 80-year-old man comes home and finds his 80-year-old wife doing a handstand, undressed, against a wall. Shocked, he asks, “What are you doing?”...
A very flat-chested woman finally decided she needed a corset and set out to town in search of one in her size. She entered an upscale...
“That wife of mine is a liar,” said the angry husband to a sympathetic pal seated next to him in the bar. “How do you know?”...
A duck hunter was out enjoying a nice morning on the marsh when he decided to take a leak…. He walked over to a tree and...
A police officer stops a blonde for speeding and asks her very nicely if he could see her license. She replied in a huff, “I wish...
A blonde walks into the library. She walks up to the counter, slams a book down and screams at the librarian, “This is the worst book...
One night a blonde nun was praying in her room when God appeared before her. “My daughter, you have pleased me greatly. Your heart is full...