The wife was very unhappy with her old car and complained a lot to her husband: Knowing her birthday was coming up shortly, she said to...
A woman awakes during the night to find that her husband was not in their bed. She puts on her robe and goes downstairs to look...
One day a 12-year-old boy was walking down the street,… When a car pulled up beside him and the driver lowered a window. “I’ll give you...
A middle aged guy and his teenage daughter were riding a motor bike and taking a shortcut through a darkened park when they were stopped by...
Three friends had a very good friend named Joe and he was, naturally, an eternal optimist. At every bad situation he would always say “It could...
A man is talking to the family doctor, “Doctor, I think my wife is going deaf.” The doctor answers, “Well, here’s something you can try on...
An old man was lying in his death bed upstairs. His most favorite food in the world was chocolate chip cookies. As he lay there, gasping...
After driving for about six hours, a trucker decides to pull over and sleep for a little while. As soon as he falls asleep, He is...
Three drunken guys entered a taxi after a heavy night of drinking. Immediately realizing that the men were inebriated,… Cab driver quickly thought up a plan...
A mother takes her daughter to a clinic She tells the doctor that her daughter has been having terrible nausea in the morning, lost her appetite,...
If you let me touch your wife’s bum and smack it, i will pay you $100,000 says a guy to his best friend. His friend gets...
An 8 year old girl went to her grandfather, who was working in the yard and asked him, “Grandpa what is couple make love?” The grandfather...
A man who drank a lot was told by his wife “If you ever come home drunk again, I’m going to leave you”. Regardless, that night...
A woman meets a man in a bar. They talk; they connect. They end up leaving together. They get back to his place, and he shows...
One day, there were two boys playing by a stream. One of the young boys saw a bush and went over to it. The other boy...
A man took his pregnant wife to the hospital. The doctor looked her over and told them it would be a rather difficult delivery. He offered...
Frank went to the gym As he wants to loose weight to get a girlfriend. The receptionist gave him some promotion pack options of “loose 1kg...
Three nuns are talking and the first nun says, “u would never believe what i discovered.” Intrigued, the other to signal her to continue. “i found...
Mickey Mouse steps into lawyers office to review divorce with lawyer Mickey: I need to get out of this marriage! Minnie ruined my life. I’ve paid...
There once was a girl who wasn’t feeling very pretty so she went to a genie to make her pretty. The genie told her that to...