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A woman wants to divorce her husband, so she is talking to her lawyer. Lawyer: “Well first we need a reason, is he not giving you...
Two little old ladies, Connie, and Jean, were sitting on a park bench outside the local town hall where a flower show was in progress. The...
The guy sat next to me on the train pulled out a photo of his wife and said, “She’s beautiful, isn’t she?” I said, “If you...
A man meets a gorgeous woman in a bar. They talk, they connect, they end up leaving together. They get back to her place, and as...
A man is having dinner with his new girlfriend’s family. They spend the early part of the evening talking, getting to know each other, and just...
A boy and his dad are walking through the park During the walk the boy sees two men dressed as cowboys saunter by. ‘Dad, look at...
A 90 year old woman just got married for the 4th time…. It was big news in a small town and a local reporter wanted to...
A hunter had been out hunting bear all day, when he came across a fast flowing river. The water was nice and cool, so he set...
One day Little Johnny’s class is having an English lesson. The teacher asks them, “Who can use the word intelligent in a sentence?” Little Mary says,...
Man looks at his friend and says “if you and a friend go camping you two get really drunk and in the morning you wake up...
Son: “Daddy, I have to write a special report for school, but I don’t know what Politics is.” Father: “Well, let’s take our home as an...
James is alone in the bedroom when his beautiful wife opens the door and walks in. “James,” she whispers, “Take off my shirt.” “James,” she whispers,...
Jenny was explaining to her husband how much fun they’d had at the beach during her bridge club annual outing. “But,” she told him, “it didn’t...
An american was touring Mexico. After his day’s sight-seeing, he stops at a local restaurant. While sipping his wine, he notices a sizzling, scrumptious looking platter...
An older couple was lying in bed one night. The husband was falling a sleep, but the wife felt romantic and wanted to talk. She said,...
Two Irishman, Mick and Paddy were walking home from the pub after drinking late night. Mick says to Paddy, “I can’t be bothered to walk all...
A man and a woman are having dinner in a restaurant. Their waitress, taking another order at a table a few paces away, spots that the...
A blonde was walking her dogs when a man walking in the opposite direction says, “oh my, you have such beautiful dogs.. what are their names?”...
This is Awesome, One smart father goes to his son. Father: “I want you to marry a girl of my choice” Son: “I will choose my...
A man goes into a pet shop to buy a monkey. The shop owner points to 3 identical looking monkeys on a perch and says the...