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Little Johnny is walking around and peaks in his parents room, catching them having lovemaking so he asks, “What are you guys doing?” and they reply...
Johnny went to school one day and later that day his dad got a call saying he needs to pick up his son because he had...
A guy goes on to a ship to sail and work but he notices no women on board. so he runs to the captain Guy: capt....
Two old farmers are talking. “I’ve got this one bull with no stamina whatsoever. I can’t get him to mate for nothing,” one farmer lamented. “I...
This woman’s husband had been slipping in and out of a coma for several months, yet she had stayed by his bedside every single day. One...
A young boy gets suspended from school. His mother was furious, and yelled ” “What did you do this time?!” The boy said all I did...
The teacher asks her class. “What is love?” Little Johnny stands up says, “love is the temptation caused by the sensation when a boy sticks his...
There were three ducks swimming in a pond one night after midnight and got arrested for trespassing. They were called to appear in court the next...
Three women were sitting in a bar, burnette, redhead, and a blonde they were all pregnant. The burnette says, “I know what I’m going to have.”...
A guy is due to meet his friends for drink at a bar but arrives late. When he does eventually turn up his friends ask why...
A man walks into a pharmacy and asks the pharmacist, “May I have a bottle of pills, please?” She is shocked. “Why would you want something...
A newly married Liam goes to the meet Father Charles. He greets the priest and says, ‘Father, I need to talk to you.’ The Priest asks,...
Three married men are sitting in a pool club and arguing over who has the worst marriage. One of the men says, “I have it the...
A woman was having an affair. One rainy day she was in bed with her Lover when she heard her husband’s car pull into the driveway....
A woman has to go to Italy for a conference, so her husband drives her to the airport. “Thank you honey,” she says, “Is there anything...
An 8-year-old girl went to her dad, who was working in the yard. She asked him: “Daddy, what is bang?” The Dad was surprised that she...
Steve got a job as a lumberjack and on his first day his boss gave him a chainsaw. “here you go. now get to it.” Steve...
A guy comes home from work and he is quite upset. His wife looks worried and asks him what’s wrong. He shakes his head and refuses...
Once there were three men, Charlie, Mason and Buck, who were involved in a tragic car accident in which all three died. As they stood at...
Two couples were playing a round of poker one summer night, when one of the husbands, Bob, accidentally dropped a few of his chips on the...