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Husband [:D] Darling, my sweet heart I will be enjoying this Sunday. Wife: How? Husband: I bought three tickets for the movie. Wife: thats great, but...
Three blondes are in an elevator when the elevator suddenly stops and the lights go out. They try using their cell phones to get help, but...
A man is admitted to the hospital with chest pain. The cardiologist orders a battery of test over the course of a week. While studding the...
A married couple are driving along a highway doing 60mph, the wife behind the wheel. Her husband suddenly looks over at her and says, “Honey, I...
A young couple got married and left on their honeymoon. When they got back, the bride immediately called her mother. Her mother asked, “How was the...
This guy walks into a quiet bar. He is carrying three ducks. One in each hand and one under his left arm. He places them on...
A guy walks into a bar and sits down. He starts dialing numbers… Like a telephone… On his hand and talking into his hand. The bartender...
A lion woke up one morning feeling really rowdy and mean. He went out and cornered a small monkey and roared, “Who is mightiest of all...
A lady gives herself a treat for her 70th birthday A lady decided to give herself a treat for her 70th birthday by staying overnight in...
The wife was very unhappy with her old car and complained a lot to her husband: Knowing her birthday was coming up shortly, she said to...
A woman awakes during the night to find that her husband was not in their bed. She puts on her robe and goes downstairs to look...
One day a 12-year-old boy was walking down the street,… When a car pulled up beside him and the driver lowered a window. “I’ll give you...
A middle aged guy and his teenage daughter were riding a motor bike and taking a shortcut through a darkened park when they were stopped by...
Three friends had a very good friend named Joe and he was, naturally, an eternal optimist. At every bad situation he would always say “It could...
A man is talking to the family doctor, “Doctor, I think my wife is going deaf.” The doctor answers, “Well, here’s something you can try on...
An old man was lying in his death bed upstairs. His most favorite food in the world was chocolate chip cookies. As he lay there, gasping...
After driving for about six hours, a trucker decides to pull over and sleep for a little while. As soon as he falls asleep, He is...
Three drunken guys entered a taxi after a heavy night of drinking. Immediately realizing that the men were inebriated,… Cab driver quickly thought up a plan...
A mother takes her daughter to a clinic She tells the doctor that her daughter has been having terrible nausea in the morning, lost her appetite,...
If you let me touch your wife’s bum and smack it, i will pay you $100,000 says a guy to his best friend. His friend gets...