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An old french man moves to America and begins looking for a job. He walks into a bakery to meet with the owner. The owner is...
Three elderly men are at the doctor’s office for a memory test. The doctor asks the first man, “What is three times three?” “274,” came the...
Herm is 85 years old and retired. He gets a checkup with his physician. A week or so after ward the doc sees Herm strolling the...
An elderly couple returned to a Mercedes dealership to find the salesman had just sold the car they were interested in, to a beautiful Lady. “I...
A little old lady was walking her dog around a lake on a cold winter morning and the lake was still frozen. All of a sudden,...
A professor sits with a farmer in a train. Bored, the professor says to the farmer: “I ask you a question, if you can’t answer it,...
The housewife was having her TV repaired. The TV repairman couldn’t keep his eyes off of her. Every time she came in the room, he’d near...
A couple decide to go for a meal on their anniversary and after some deliberation decide on their local Chinese restaurant. They peruse the menu and...
A beautiful innocent young girl wants to meet Santa Claus. So she puts on a robe and stays up late on Christmas Eve. Santa arrives, climbs...
A couple was walking down their street in Christmas Eve, enjoying the lights, when suddenly they feel a little precipitation. The man says, “I think it’s...
A senior citizens bus tour, while the passengers were unloading to do some sightseeing, one elderly lady stopped and whispered in the driver’s ear. She said,...
A dad walks into a market with his young son. The boy is holding a quarter. Suddenly, the boy starts choking, going blue in the face....
An elderly patient in a mental hospital was being reviewed for possible release. When asked what he would do if released, he replied, “I am going...
The teacher asked Little Johnny if he had any pets. Little Johnny replied, “Yes I have a pet cat and this morning before I left for...
When a woman entered the pharmacy, she approached the pharmacist and stated to him, staring into his eyes, “I want to purchase some cyanide.” Why on...
A doctor goes out and buys the best car on the market, a brand new Ferrari GO. It is also the most expensive car in the...
A couple is throwing a dinner party and the husband who is very thin and bony is walking around the house wearing only his boxers. His...
Little Johnny was wondering one day and decided to ask his dad. “Dad, how come big dogs can make little dogs and big cats can make...
A man and his ever-nagging wife went on vacation in Jerusalem. The woman kept complaining about every little detail and making the trip unbearable. But a...
A man rushes into his house and yells to his wife, “Martha, pack up your things. I just won the California lottery!” Martha replies, “Shall I...