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One evening a man was at home watching TV and eating peanuts. He’d toss them in the air, then catch them in his mouth. In the...
A married couple was walking through a garden, and suddenly a dog ran towards them. They both knew it will bite them.. The husband lifted his...
The Husband and wife had a blazing row! The hubby stopped talking to his wife. The wife said, “I will count to 10. If you don’t...
Two old women were out driving in a large car, both could Barely see over the dashboard. As they were cruising along, they came to an...
A woman awakes during the night to find that her husband was not in bed. She puts on her dressing gown and goes downstairs to look...
Two couples were playing poker one evening. Jim accidentally dropped some cards on the floor. When he bent down under the table to pick them up,...
A man is walking home late at night when he sees a woman in the shadows. “Twenty bucks,” she says. He’s never been with a call...
Three women sit in a beauty parlour talking about their husbands. The first woman says, “Last night my husband said he was going to his office,...
An old man and an old woman are sitting in their rocking chair. The old woman embroiders while the old man reads the paper. The old...
Grandpa was telling his young grandson what life was like when he was a boy. “In the winter we’d ice skate on our pond. In the...
A wealthy old man was lying on his deathbed when it occurred to him he had never made a will, So he called his lawyer to...
Husband and his wife are having a fight at the breakfast table. Husband gets up in a rage and says, ‘And you are no good in...
A young couple got married and left on their honeymoon. When they got back, the bride immediately called her mother. Her mother asked, “How was the...
A woman accompanied her husband to the doctor’s office. After his checkup, the doctor called the wife into his office alone. He said, “Your husband is...
A bunch of boys decide to go cow-tipping. They go up to the fence and they are all standing there. They all point out the closest...
A teacher was testing the children in her Sunday school class to see if they understood the concept of getting to heaven. She asked them, “If...
Two old ladies Dolly and Ruby were talking about their grandchildren. Dolly said, “Each year I send each of my grandchildren a card with a generous...
An 80 year old women was caught shoplifting a can of peaches. During her court appearance the judge asked the lady. “So tell me why did...
An elderly couple visits a doctor. The doctor says to the old man, “I’ll need a urine sample, a feces sample, and a blood sample.” The...
Three mischievous old grannies were sitting on a bench outside a nursing home when an old man walked by. One of the old ladies called out,...