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An 8 year old girl went to her grandfather, who was working in the yard and asked him, “Grandpa what is couple make love?” The grandfather...
A man who drank a lot was told by his wife “If you ever come home drunk again, I’m going to leave you”. Regardless, that night...
A woman meets a man in a bar. They talk; they connect. They end up leaving together. They get back to his place, and he shows...
One day, there were two boys playing by a stream. One of the young boys saw a bush and went over to it. The other boy...
A man took his pregnant wife to the hospital. The doctor looked her over and told them it would be a rather difficult delivery. He offered...
Frank went to the gym As he wants to loose weight to get a girlfriend. The receptionist gave him some promotion pack options of “loose 1kg...
Three nuns are talking and the first nun says, “u would never believe what i discovered.” Intrigued, the other to signal her to continue. “i found...
Mickey Mouse steps into lawyers office to review divorce with lawyer Mickey: I need to get out of this marriage! Minnie ruined my life. I’ve paid...
There once was a girl who wasn’t feeling very pretty so she went to a genie to make her pretty. The genie told her that to...
Little Johnny is walking around and peaks in his parents room, catching them having lovemaking so he asks, “What are you guys doing?” and they reply...
Johnny went to school one day and later that day his dad got a call saying he needs to pick up his son because he had...
A guy goes on to a ship to sail and work but he notices no women on board. so he runs to the captain Guy: capt....
Two old farmers are talking. “I’ve got this one bull with no stamina whatsoever. I can’t get him to mate for nothing,” one farmer lamented. “I...
This woman’s husband had been slipping in and out of a coma for several months, yet she had stayed by his bedside every single day. One...
A young boy gets suspended from school. His mother was furious, and yelled ” “What did you do this time?!” The boy said all I did...
The teacher asks her class. “What is love?” Little Johnny stands up says, “love is the temptation caused by the sensation when a boy sticks his...
There were three ducks swimming in a pond one night after midnight and got arrested for trespassing. They were called to appear in court the next...
Three women were sitting in a bar, burnette, redhead, and a blonde they were all pregnant. The burnette says, “I know what I’m going to have.”...
A guy is due to meet his friends for drink at a bar but arrives late. When he does eventually turn up his friends ask why...
A man walks into a pharmacy and asks the pharmacist, “May I have a bottle of pills, please?” She is shocked. “Why would you want something...