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Father and mother are making love in the bedroom. Mother is on top of father. Suddenly the son enters the bedroom. Everyone is embarrassed, of course....
Little Timmy wanted to take a shower with his dad. His dad said don’t look down. Timmy looked down. Timmy said “What’s that?”. Timmy’s dad said...
A blonde is pregnant, and is practically 9 months along. She goes to see her doctor for a routine check-up, but she is worried. She asks,...
A doctor drives by a small town. He stops at a gas station and notices there is no one there. A little kid passes by and...
A husband, tired of his wife asking him how she looks, buys her a full length mirror. However, this does little to help, as now she...
The pick-up couple was relaxing after a satisfying session of lovemaking. The guy considered himself lucky to have been able to attract and bed such a...
The teacher was teaching the kids about starvation. Being a good teacher, she decided to call on selected students to draw a picture of starvation on...
A man standing at a urinal notices that he’s being watched by a midget. “Wow,” comments the midget. “Those are the nicest balls I have ever...
Jones, who had been away on an extended trip, had very romantic plans for his first night home. He broached them to his wife, who promptly...
Johnny went to confession, at the beginning of Lent…. “Bless me Father for I have sinned. It has been 3 months since my last confession. In...
A young couple with a box of rubber pack proceeded to do the wild thing. When they were finished, she discovered that there were only six...
Three men are sitting on a park bench, enjoying the weather and bragging about their wives. Saw nothing the first day The first man, tool, married...
A man sits down on a bar stool and tells the bartender, “Pour me a drink before the trouble starts.” The bartender looks puzzled, but pours...
A man is talking to his best friend about married life. “You know,” he says, “I really trust my wife, and I think she has always...
One day, Emma came home and asked her mother, Sarah, to speak in private. They sat down in the kitchen, and Emma took a deep breath...
Little Johnny walks in on his grandfather smoking a cigar. “May I smoke a cigar?” Asks Johnny. The grandpa replies “Well, does your private part touch...
A man drove past a traffic camera and saw it flash. He couldn’t believe he had been caught speeding when he was driving below the speed...
A man is working in a toy store, when a brunette walks in. She asks him how much for the black toy? He replies $50 for...
A young woman was taking golf lessons and had just started playing her first round of golf when she suffered a bee sting. Her pain was...
A boy who was a witness to a crime was called to testify in court. He was approached by the defense attorney who asked, “Did anyone...