A newly married Liam goes to the meet Father Charles. He greets the priest and says, ‘Father, I need to talk to you.’ The Priest asks,...
Three married men are sitting in a pool club and arguing over who has the worst marriage. One of the men says, “I have it the...
A woman was having an affair. One rainy day she was in bed with her Lover when she heard her husband’s car pull into the driveway....
A woman has to go to Italy for a conference, so her husband drives her to the airport. “Thank you honey,” she says, “Is there anything...
An 8-year-old girl went to her dad, who was working in the yard. She asked him: “Daddy, what is bang?” The Dad was surprised that she...
Steve got a job as a lumberjack and on his first day his boss gave him a chainsaw. “here you go. now get to it.” Steve...
A guy comes home from work and he is quite upset. His wife looks worried and asks him what’s wrong. He shakes his head and refuses...
Once there were three men, Charlie, Mason and Buck, who were involved in a tragic car accident in which all three died. As they stood at...
Two couples were playing a round of poker one summer night, when one of the husbands, Bob, accidentally dropped a few of his chips on the...
Father and mother are making love in the bedroom. Mother is on top of father. Suddenly the son enters the bedroom. Everyone is embarrassed, of course....
Little Timmy wanted to take a shower with his dad. His dad said don’t look down. Timmy looked down. Timmy said “What’s that?”. Timmy’s dad said...
A blonde is pregnant, and is practically 9 months along. She goes to see her doctor for a routine check-up, but she is worried. She asks,...
A doctor drives by a small town. He stops at a gas station and notices there is no one there. A little kid passes by and...
A husband, tired of his wife asking him how she looks, buys her a full length mirror. However, this does little to help, as now she...
The pick-up couple was relaxing after a satisfying session of lovemaking. The guy considered himself lucky to have been able to attract and bed such a...
The teacher was teaching the kids about starvation. Being a good teacher, she decided to call on selected students to draw a picture of starvation on...
A man standing at a urinal notices that he’s being watched by a midget. “Wow,” comments the midget. “Those are the nicest balls I have ever...
Jones, who had been away on an extended trip, had very romantic plans for his first night home. He broached them to his wife, who promptly...
Johnny went to confession, at the beginning of Lent…. “Bless me Father for I have sinned. It has been 3 months since my last confession. In...
A young couple with a box of rubber pack proceeded to do the wild thing. When they were finished, she discovered that there were only six...