The very snobbish wife was discussing the subject of Christmas presents with her maid. “Now what about the butler?” the rich woman said. “A set of...
There was a loser who couldn’t get a date. He went to a bar and asked this one guy how to get a date. The guy...
I have become a victim of a clever scam when using the casino’s car parking facility. Two seriously good-looking 18-year-old girls come over to car as...
One late Saturday night, a young guy walks 18-year-old Rachel to her front door. They are about to kiss each other goodnight, but the guy is...
A blonde woman is walking down the street, with her corset open. A cop is approaching from about a block away, thinking, “Boy, my eyes must...
A 91-year-old lady comes to the dentist’s office in North Dakota. She claimed it was an emergency, so the young doctor working in the clinic prepared...
A young female teacher, good looking and wearing a short and tight skirt, was giving an assignment to her class one day. It was a big...
Two hot young ladies are talking one afternoon about the weekend just past. The first named Faba, and the second, Mujo, discussed Faba’s last date. “You...
A man and a woman meet in an elevator. “Where are you heading today?” the man asks. “I’m going down to give blood.” “How much do...
There are three girls on a island. They are blonde, brunette and a black haired. After 3 weeks of starvation god comes down and says, “Go...
A kid walks into a class with a shirt, pants, underwear, and socks the teacher asks, “Where have you been?” The boy says, “On top of...
Charlie was visiting an old friend and his wife for dinner. When the time came to leave, his car wouldn’t start, and it was too late...
A woman goes out shopping with her husband and spots a pair of shoes she likes and must have. The husband says, “No chance love, They’re...
A mother and father took their 6-year-old son to a open beach. As the boy walked along the beach, he noticed that some of the ladies...
There are four guys standing on a bridge. A Chinese guy, Russian guy, Mexican guy, and an american guy. The Chinese threw off noodles. They all...
One evening a husband and wife were in bed. The husband was reading a book, and the wife was watching TV. The husband reaches over and...
A teacher is teaching a class and she sees that Johnny isn’t paying attention, so she asks him, “If there are three ducks sitting on a...
Anna realized that she had grown hair between her legs. She got worried and asked her mom about that hair. Her mom calmly said: “That part...
The son asks the father, “Dad, how many kinds of melons are there?” The father, surprised, answers, “Well, son, a woman goes through three phases. In...
A beautiful woman walks into a doctor’s office and the doctor is bowled off by how stunningly awesome she and his professionalism goes right through the...