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Three men are sitting on a park bench, enjoying the weather and bragging about their wives. Saw nothing the first day The first man, tool, married...
A man sits down on a bar stool and tells the bartender, “Pour me a drink before the trouble starts.” The bartender looks puzzled, but pours...
A man is talking to his best friend about married life. “You know,” he says, “I really trust my wife, and I think she has always...
One day, Emma came home and asked her mother, Sarah, to speak in private. They sat down in the kitchen, and Emma took a deep breath...
Little Johnny walks in on his grandfather smoking a cigar. “May I smoke a cigar?” Asks Johnny. The grandpa replies “Well, does your private part touch...
A man drove past a traffic camera and saw it flash. He couldn’t believe he had been caught speeding when he was driving below the speed...
A man is working in a toy store, when a brunette walks in. She asks him how much for the black toy? He replies $50 for...
A young woman was taking golf lessons and had just started playing her first round of golf when she suffered a bee sting. Her pain was...
A boy who was a witness to a crime was called to testify in court. He was approached by the defense attorney who asked, “Did anyone...
The very snobbish wife was discussing the subject of Christmas presents with her maid. “Now what about the butler?” the rich woman said. “A set of...
There was a loser who couldn’t get a date. He went to a bar and asked this one guy how to get a date. The guy...
I have become a victim of a clever scam when using the casino’s car parking facility. Two seriously good-looking 18-year-old girls come over to car as...
One late Saturday night, a young guy walks 18-year-old Rachel to her front door. They are about to kiss each other goodnight, but the guy is...
A blonde woman is walking down the street, with her corset open. A cop is approaching from about a block away, thinking, “Boy, my eyes must...
A 91-year-old lady comes to the dentist’s office in North Dakota. She claimed it was an emergency, so the young doctor working in the clinic prepared...
A young female teacher, good looking and wearing a short and tight skirt, was giving an assignment to her class one day. It was a big...
Two hot young ladies are talking one afternoon about the weekend just past. The first named Faba, and the second, Mujo, discussed Faba’s last date. “You...
A man and a woman meet in an elevator. “Where are you heading today?” the man asks. “I’m going down to give blood.” “How much do...
There are three girls on a island. They are blonde, brunette and a black haired. After 3 weeks of starvation god comes down and says, “Go...
A kid walks into a class with a shirt, pants, underwear, and socks the teacher asks, “Where have you been?” The boy says, “On top of...