Charlie was visiting an old friend and his wife for dinner. When the time came to leave, his car wouldn’t start, and it was too late...
A woman goes out shopping with her husband and spots a pair of shoes she likes and must have. The husband says, “No chance love, They’re...
A mother and father took their 6-year-old son to a open beach. As the boy walked along the beach, he noticed that some of the ladies...
There are four guys standing on a bridge. A Chinese guy, Russian guy, Mexican guy, and an american guy. The Chinese threw off noodles. They all...
One evening a husband and wife were in bed. The husband was reading a book, and the wife was watching TV. The husband reaches over and...
A teacher is teaching a class and she sees that Johnny isn’t paying attention, so she asks him, “If there are three ducks sitting on a...
Anna realized that she had grown hair between her legs. She got worried and asked her mom about that hair. Her mom calmly said: “That part...
The son asks the father, “Dad, how many kinds of melons are there?” The father, surprised, answers, “Well, son, a woman goes through three phases. In...
A beautiful woman walks into a doctor’s office and the doctor is bowled off by how stunningly awesome she and his professionalism goes right through the...
Two boys go into a forest and walk around Suddenly they see a undressed women, then one of the boys run away. The other chases after...
A man escapes a prison where he has been locked up for 15 years. He goes into a house and finds a young couple in bed....
A first-grade teacher, Ms Brooks, was having trouble with one of her students. The teacher asked, ‘Harry, what’s your problem?’ Harry answered, ‘I’m too smart for...
A boss said to his secretary I want to make love with you & I will make it very fast. I’ll throw $1000 on the floor,...
A man is in a hotel lobby, He wants to ask the clerk a question. As he turns to go to the front desk, he accidentally...
A little girl and a little boy are sitting in the sand pit. They are showing their private parts. They both ask each other “what is...
Anna and blonde are walking home from a night at the bar and have to pee, so they stop at a cemetery. With nothing to wipe...
One day a man goes to the beach to get a tan, he is wearing no clothes except for a newspaper to cover his privates. A...
There are three friends. Shut the hell up, Your manners, and Bear Shit. One day they’re in the woods and bear shit gets lost and your...
One night a little girl walks in on her parents room. The mother is going up and down on the father and when she sees her...
Four fathers are talking about their sons. The first father says, “my sons a successful doctor. He’s so rich, he just bought his best friend a...