“Dad, where did I come from?” asks this 10-years-old. The father was shocked that a 10 year old would be asking a question like that. He...
On his first day on the job, the trainee dialed the kitchen and shouted into the phone: “Get me a cup of coffee, quickly!” The voice...
A man escapes from prison where he has been for 15 years. He breaks into a house to look for money and guns and finds a...
A couple was having dinner one evening when the husband reached across the table, took his wife’s hand in his and said; “Beth, soon we will...
Two West rednecks were out hunting, and as they were walking along, they came upon a huge hole in the ground. They approached it and were...
A school teacher used to take a short nap every afternoon. When his pupils asked him why he did so, he said that he went to...
One night the Hodja looked into his well and saw there the reflection of the full moon. “Oh no!” he exclaimed. “The moon has fallen from...
Once upon a time, there lived a farmer and a baker who did business with each other. The farmer sold a pound of butter to the...
An elderly couple was just settled down for bed when the old man realized he left the lights on in the greenhouse in the back yard....
The madam opened the night house door in Miami and saw a rather dignified, well-dressed, good-looking man in his late forties or early fifties. “May I...
Two little boys are going to the hospital the next day for operations. Theirs will be first on the schedule. Two boys hospital joke story The...
A man calls home to his wife and says, “Honey, I have been asked to go fishing up in Canada with my boss and several of...
A man and a woman who had never met before but were both married to other people found themselves assigned to the same sleeping compartment on...
Dan married a woman with an identical twin. Less than a year later, he was in court filing for a divorce. “Tell the court why you...
A couple returns from their honeymoon refusing to speak to each other. The groom’s best friend takes him aside and asks what’s wrong. “Well,” replies the...
A little boy came up to his mother in the kitchen one evening while she was fixing supper, and handed her a piece of paper that...
A man goes to the doctor and complains that his wife cant hear him. How bad is it? the doctor asks. I have no idea, the...
A guy was in a cave, looking for treasure. He found an old lamp, rubbed it, and a genie came out. The genie said “I will...
There was once a businessman who was sitting by the beach in a small Brazilian village. As he sat, he saw a Brazilian fisherman rowing a...
A rancher was minding his own business when an FBI agent came up up to him and said, “We got a tip that you may be...