A mother is in the kitchen making dinner for her family when her daughter walks in. She asks: “Mother, where do babies come from?” The mother...
A student at college had failed his final law papers and was obviously not happy, he questioned the professor & decided to make a deal with...
A blonde walked into a department store and said “i would like to buy this TV.” The manager said, “sorry we don’t sell to blondes.” The...
A man and woman had been married for 30 years, and in those 30 years. They always left the lights off when having fun. He was...
A tough looking group of hairy bikers are riding when they see a girl about to jump off a bridge, so they stop. The leader, a...
A man and his wife were working in their garden one day. The man looks over at his wife and says: “Your bum is getting really...
A very loving couple had been married for over 10 years without any child and it was becoming their 11th year. Steve and Sarah stayed with...
A guy goes to the supermarket and notices an attractive woman waving at him. She says hello. He’s rather taken aback because he can’t place where...
A woman goes to her boyfriend’s parents’ house for dinner. This is to be her first time meeting the family and she is very nervous. They...
“Dad, where did I come from?” asks this 10-years-old. The father was shocked that a 10 year old would be asking a question like that. He...
On his first day on the job, the trainee dialed the kitchen and shouted into the phone: “Get me a cup of coffee, quickly!” The voice...
A man escapes from prison where he has been for 15 years. He breaks into a house to look for money and guns and finds a...
A couple was having dinner one evening when the husband reached across the table, took his wife’s hand in his and said; “Beth, soon we will...
Two West rednecks were out hunting, and as they were walking along, they came upon a huge hole in the ground. They approached it and were...
A school teacher used to take a short nap every afternoon. When his pupils asked him why he did so, he said that he went to...
One night the Hodja looked into his well and saw there the reflection of the full moon. “Oh no!” he exclaimed. “The moon has fallen from...
Once upon a time, there lived a farmer and a baker who did business with each other. The farmer sold a pound of butter to the...
An elderly couple was just settled down for bed when the old man realized he left the lights on in the greenhouse in the back yard....
The madam opened the night house door in Miami and saw a rather dignified, well-dressed, good-looking man in his late forties or early fifties. “May I...
Two little boys are going to the hospital the next day for operations. Theirs will be first on the schedule. Two boys hospital joke story The...