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A woman walks into the City Center link office, trailed by 15 kids “WOW,” the social worker exclaims, “Are they ALL yours?” “Yeah, they are all...
A mother and a baby camel were talking one day when the baby camel asked; Mom, why do we have these huge three-toed feet? The mother...
About a hundred years ago, a man looked at the morning newspaper and to his surprise and horror, he read his name in the obituary column....
There was an engineer who had an exceptional gift for fixing all things mechanical. After serving his company loyally for over 30 years, he happily retired....
A young lady was waiting for her flight in the boarding room of a big airport. As she would need to wait for a long time,...
A man, reading a book by candle light, came across a sentence which stated that men with long beards were fools. This distressed the man because...
I got chatting to a girl in a club. “Can I buy you a drink ?” I asked. “Have you not got a girlfriend ?” she...
Irishman was drinking in a bar in London when he gets a call on his cell phone. He orders drinks for everybody in the bar as...
A woman is having an affair during the day while her husband is at work. Her 9 year old son comes home unexpectedly, sees them and...
There was no electricity, the doctor handed the father-to-be a lantern and said, ‘Here. You hold this high so I can see what I am doing.’...
One beautiful sunny day, Buddha walked into one small village. Suddenly, a young man approached him and started offending him. He said: “Who are you to...
Juan comes up to the Mexican border on his bicycle. He’s got two large bags over his shoulders. The guard stops him and says, “What’s in...
A fireman comes home from work one day and tells his wife, “We have a wonderful system at the fire station: Bell 1 rings, we put...
A guy is reading his paper when his wife walks up behind him and smacks him on the back of the head with a frying pan....
A man walking down the street hears a voice: “Stop! If you take one more step, a brick will fall down and kill you.” The man...
The pastor stood before the congregation and said; “I have bad news, I have good news, and I have more bad news.” The congregation got quiet....
While on a road trip, an elderly couple stopped at a roadside restaurant for lunch. After finishing their meal, they left the restaurant, and resumed their...
Well, for example, the other day, Bev my wife and I went into town and visited a shop. When we came out, there was a cop...
Little Susie was not the best student in Catholic School. Usually she slept through the class. One day her teacher, a Nun, called on her while...
A young doctor had moved to a small community near Broken Hill to replace a doctor who was retiring. The older doctor suggested that the young...