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A man calls home to his wife and says, “Honey, I have been asked to go fishing up in Canada with my boss and several of...
A man and a woman who had never met before but were both married to other people found themselves assigned to the same sleeping compartment on...
Dan married a woman with an identical twin. Less than a year later, he was in court filing for a divorce. “Tell the court why you...
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A guy was in a cave, looking for treasure. He found an old lamp, rubbed it, and a genie came out. The genie said “I will...
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Two men, both seriously ill, occupied the same hospital room. One man was allowed to sit up in his bed for an hour each afternoon to...
A man was riding in the back of his limousine when he saw a man eating grass by the roadside. He ordered his driver to stop...
Jim and Bob, are sitting at their favourite bar, drinking beer. Jim turns to Bob and says, “You know, I’m tired of going through life without...
A woman is at home when she hears someone knocking at her door. She goes to the door opens it and sees a man standing there....
A hotel guest calls the front desk and the clerk answers, “May I help you sir? The man says, “Yes, I’m in room 858. You need...
Ever since I was a child, I’d always had a fear of someone under my bed at night. So I went to a shrink and told...
A son took his old father to a restaurant for an evening dinner. Father being very old and weak, while eating, dropped food on his shirt...
I got chatting to a girl in a club. “Can I buy you a drink ?” I asked. “Have you not got a girlfriend ?” she...
A couple, both 78, went to a therapist’s office in Winter Haven, Florida. The doctor asked, “What can I do for you.” The man asked, “Will...