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A man went to God and asked, “What’s the value of life?” God gave him a stone and told him to figure out its value without...
An 85-year-old man was told by the Doctor that he needed a seed count as part of his physical exam. The doctor gave the man a...
A poor boy was in love with a rich man’s daughter. Overcome with his love for the girl, the boy proposed to her. However, the rich...
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An Amish boy and his father were visiting a shopping mall. They were amazed by almost everything they saw, but especially by two shiny, silver walls...
A man and his wife were having some problems at home and were giving each other the silent treatment. Suddenly, the man realized that the next...
A fox sneaked into a farm and grabbed a prize rooster. The farmer saw him and raised the alarm and he and his dogs started chasing...
A Hindu saint who was visiting river Ganges to take bath found a group of family members on the banks, shouting in anger at each other....
An old man is eating his lunch in a restaurant when three bikers walk up to him. They make fun of him for being old, and...
Doctor and a lawyer in two cars collided on a country road. The lawyer, seeing that the doctor was a little shaken up, helped him from...
A guy asked a girl in the library. “Do you mind if I sit beside you?” The girl answered with a loud voice. “I don’t want...
A young boy enters a barber shop and the barber whispers to his customer. “This is the dumbest kid in the world. Watch while I prove...
A man walks into a bar and orders one shot. Then he looks into his shirt pocket and orders another shot. After he finishes, he looks...
A drunk walks into a bar and says to the bartender with a drunken slur. “Bartender, buy everyone in the house a drink, pour yourself one,...
A 6 year-old boy was in the market with his 4 year-old sister. Suddenly the boy found that his sister was lagging behind. He stopped and...
A man and his wife are at a restaurant and the husband keeps staring at an old drunken lady swigging her gin at a nearby table....
After 35 years of marriage, a husband and wife came for counseling. When asked what the problem was, the wife went into a tirade listing every...
A little old lady goes to the doctor and says, “Doctor I have this problem with gas, but it really doesn’t bother me too much. My...
Two elderly grandparents from a retirement center were sitting on a bench under a tree when one turns to the other and says: “Slim, I’m 83...
A man came home from work early one day, and found his wife undressed and panting on the bed. “Honey,” she said, thinking quickly, “I think...