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A lady walks into a pet store. She sees a beautiful parrot with a sign on its cage: $10 OBO The lady asks the pet shop...
A sixteen year-old boy came home with a new Chevrolet Avalanche and his parents began to yell and scream, “Where did you get that truck?!” He...
A big city lawyer went duck hunting in rural North Alberta. He shot and dropped a bird, but it fell into a farmer’s field on the...
A blonde and a lawyer are seated next to each other on a flight from LA to NY. The lawyer asks if she would like to...
A wife arrived home after a long shopping trip, and was horrified to find her husband in bed with a young, lovely thing. Just as she...
There were two brothers who were always up to some mischief. If somebody had been locked up in his house or if somebody’s dog had been...
A man in Scotland calls his son in London the day before Christmas Eve and says, “I hate to ruin your day but I have to...
Little Johnny was sitting in class doing math problems when his teacher picked him to answer a question, “Johnny, if there were five birds sitting on...
One day a beggar knocked at the door of a house, and when a woman opened the door, asked her for alms. “I’ve nothing to give...
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Ray and Bob, two Government maintenance guys, were standing at the base of a flagpole, looking up. A woman walked by and asked what they were...
A woman walks into the City Center link office, trailed by 15 kids “WOW,” the social worker exclaims, “Are they ALL yours?” “Yeah, they are all...
A mother and a baby camel were talking one day when the baby camel asked; Mom, why do we have these huge three-toed feet? The mother...
About a hundred years ago, a man looked at the morning newspaper and to his surprise and horror, he read his name in the obituary column....
There was an engineer who had an exceptional gift for fixing all things mechanical. After serving his company loyally for over 30 years, he happily retired....
A young lady was waiting for her flight in the boarding room of a big airport. As she would need to wait for a long time,...
A man, reading a book by candle light, came across a sentence which stated that men with long beards were fools. This distressed the man because...
I got chatting to a girl in a club. “Can I buy you a drink ?” I asked. “Have you not got a girlfriend ?” she...
Irishman was drinking in a bar in London when he gets a call on his cell phone. He orders drinks for everybody in the bar as...
A woman is having an affair during the day while her husband is at work. Her 9 year old son comes home unexpectedly, sees them and...