There was no electricity, the doctor handed the father-to-be a lantern and said, ‘Here. You hold this high so I can see what I am doing.’...
One beautiful sunny day, Buddha walked into one small village. Suddenly, a young man approached him and started offending him. He said: “Who are you to...
Juan comes up to the Mexican border on his bicycle. He’s got two large bags over his shoulders. The guard stops him and says, “What’s in...
A fireman comes home from work one day and tells his wife, “We have a wonderful system at the fire station: Bell 1 rings, we put...
A guy is reading his paper when his wife walks up behind him and smacks him on the back of the head with a frying pan....
A man walking down the street hears a voice: “Stop! If you take one more step, a brick will fall down and kill you.” The man...
The pastor stood before the congregation and said; “I have bad news, I have good news, and I have more bad news.” The congregation got quiet....
While on a road trip, an elderly couple stopped at a roadside restaurant for lunch. After finishing their meal, they left the restaurant, and resumed their...
Well, for example, the other day, Bev my wife and I went into town and visited a shop. When we came out, there was a cop...
Little Susie was not the best student in Catholic School. Usually she slept through the class. One day her teacher, a Nun, called on her while...
A young doctor had moved to a small community near Broken Hill to replace a doctor who was retiring. The older doctor suggested that the young...
A man went to God and asked, “What’s the value of life?” God gave him a stone and told him to figure out its value without...
An 85-year-old man was told by the Doctor that he needed a seed count as part of his physical exam. The doctor gave the man a...
A poor boy was in love with a rich man’s daughter. Overcome with his love for the girl, the boy proposed to her. However, the rich...
A kindergarten teacher one day is trying to explain to her class the definition of the word “definitely” to them. To make sure the students have...
An Amish boy and his father were visiting a shopping mall. They were amazed by almost everything they saw, but especially by two shiny, silver walls...
A man and his wife were having some problems at home and were giving each other the silent treatment. Suddenly, the man realized that the next...
A fox sneaked into a farm and grabbed a prize rooster. The farmer saw him and raised the alarm and he and his dogs started chasing...
A Hindu saint who was visiting river Ganges to take bath found a group of family members on the banks, shouting in anger at each other....
An old man is eating his lunch in a restaurant when three bikers walk up to him. They make fun of him for being old, and...