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Doctor and a lawyer in two cars collided on a country road. The lawyer, seeing that the doctor was a little shaken up, helped him from...
A guy asked a girl in the library. “Do you mind if I sit beside you?” The girl answered with a loud voice. “I don’t want...
A young boy enters a barber shop and the barber whispers to his customer. “This is the dumbest kid in the world. Watch while I prove...
A man walks into a bar and orders one shot. Then he looks into his shirt pocket and orders another shot. After he finishes, he looks...
A drunk walks into a bar and says to the bartender with a drunken slur. “Bartender, buy everyone in the house a drink, pour yourself one,...
A 6 year-old boy was in the market with his 4 year-old sister. Suddenly the boy found that his sister was lagging behind. He stopped and...
A man and his wife are at a restaurant and the husband keeps staring at an old drunken lady swigging her gin at a nearby table....
After 35 years of marriage, a husband and wife came for counseling. When asked what the problem was, the wife went into a tirade listing every...
A little old lady goes to the doctor and says, “Doctor I have this problem with gas, but it really doesn’t bother me too much. My...
Two elderly grandparents from a retirement center were sitting on a bench under a tree when one turns to the other and says: “Slim, I’m 83...
A man came home from work early one day, and found his wife undressed and panting on the bed. “Honey,” she said, thinking quickly, “I think...
A circuit-riding preacher trained his horse to go when he said, “Praise the Lord,” and to stop when he said, “Amen.” The preacher mounted the horse,...
A priest offered a Nun a lift. She got in and crossed her legs, forcing her gown to reveal a leg. The priest nearly had an...
A man asked his doctor if he thought he’d live to be a hundred. The doctor asked the man, “Do you smoke or drink?” “No,” he...
A young man approached the foreman of a logging crew and asked for a job. “Let’s see you fell this tree first” said the foreman. The...
A pastor, who shall we say was “humor impaired,” attended a conference to help encourage and better equip pastors for their ministry. Among the speakers were...
A young man asked an old rich man how he made his money. The old guy fingered his worsted wool vest and said, “Well, son, it...
A man is getting into the shower just as his wife is finishing up her shower, when the doorbell rings. The wife quickly wraps herself in...
A mother took her little boy to church. While in church the little boy said, “Mommy, I have to pee.” The mother said to the little...
Week after week, the man came to his pastor with a big problem. “When I go to bed, I can’t sleep because I’m afraid of monsters...