Birbal was one of the nine gems in the court of emperor Akbar. He was respected by everyone for his intelligence and wit. Whenever Akbar was...
An old Man walked into the bank and stood in the queue, when it was his turn he handed his bank card to a bank teller...
Two nuns painting a room in their convent, They decide to undressed so they don’t get paint on their robes. Seconds later there is a knock...
A woman went to the service counter and told the clerk she wanted a refund for the toaster she bought because it won’t work: The clerk...
Two men were having an awfully slow round of golf because the two ladies in front of them managed to get into every sand trap, lake,...
A man who made spears and shields once came to Akbar’s court. “Your Majesty, nobody can make shields and spears to equal mine,” he said. “My...
Pam and Kate are outside their nursing home, having a drink and a smoke, when it starts to rain. Pam pulls out a condom, cuts off...
Two accountants are in their local credit union on their lunch break, when armed robbers burst in. While several of the robbers take the money from...
A man wearing a ten-gallon hat and leather boots goes into a bar and sits down next to a woman. “Are you a real cowboy?”, she...
A wife was cooking something in the kitchen while the husband was watching a debate in a news channel over a doctor’s scandal. Wife: Why is...
A husband and wife go to an adoption agency looking to adopt a child. They are well dressed and well spoken, and the social workers are...
Morris, an 82-year-old man, went to the doctor to get a physical. A few days later, the doctor saw Morris walking down the street with a...
It was 1832, and three women of different ages were walking back to their small farming village. They were carrying their shopping from the market from...
Three boys are in the schoolyard bragging about their fathers. The first boy says, “My Dad scribbles a few words on a piece of paper, he...
A father asks his 10-year-old son if he knows about the birds and the bees. I don’t want to know! the child says, bursting into tears....
A businessman enters a tavern, sits down at the bar, and orders a double martini on the rocks. After he finishes the drink, he peeks inside...
The male teacher in a girls’ school asked the science class: “Who can tell me what organ of the human body expands to 10 times its...
A young couple, just married, were in their honeymoon suite on their wedding night. As they were undressing for bed, the husband who was a big...
Sam and Becky are celebrating their 50th wedding anniversary. Sam says to Becky, “Becky, I was wondering have you ever cheated on me?” Becky replies, “Oh...
Two men are sitting at a bar, slowly sipping their drinks. After a while, the first man approaches the other man, and sits next to him....