Jerry is the manager of a restaurant. He is always in a good mood. When someone would ask him how he was doing, he would always...
I was sitting on a beach one summer day, watching two children, a boy and a girl, playing in the sand. They were hard at work...
An elderly man is stopped by the police around 2 a.m. and is asked where he is going at this time of night. The man replies,...
A flat-chested young lady read an article in a magazine that stated Dr. Bumbutu in Africa could enlarge your melons without surgery. So she decided to...
A young woman brings home her fiance to meet her parents. After dinner, her mother tells her father to find out about the young man. The...
A couple went on vacation to a fishing resort up north. The husband liked to fish at the crack of dawn; the wife preferred to read....
There was a man who had three girlfriends, but he did not know which one to marry. So he decided to give each one $5000 and...
Attending a wedding for the first time, A little girl whispered to her mother, “Why is the bride dressed in white?” “Because white is the color...
One afternoon a fox was walking through the forest and spotted a bunch of grapes hanging from over a lofty branch. “Just the thing to quench...
A lady was walking down the street to work and she saw a parrot on a perch in front of a pet store. The parrot said...
A mature over 50 lady gets pulled over for speeding. Older Woman: Is there a problem, Officer? Officer: Ma’am, you were speeding. Older Woman: Oh, I...
Birbal was one of the nine gems in the court of emperor Akbar. He was respected by everyone for his intelligence and wit. Whenever Akbar was...
An old Man walked into the bank and stood in the queue, when it was his turn he handed his bank card to a bank teller...
Two nuns painting a room in their convent, They decide to undressed so they don’t get paint on their robes. Seconds later there is a knock...
A woman went to the service counter and told the clerk she wanted a refund for the toaster she bought because it won’t work: The clerk...
Two men were having an awfully slow round of golf because the two ladies in front of them managed to get into every sand trap, lake,...
A man who made spears and shields once came to Akbar’s court. “Your Majesty, nobody can make shields and spears to equal mine,” he said. “My...
Pam and Kate are outside their nursing home, having a drink and a smoke, when it starts to rain. Pam pulls out a condom, cuts off...
Two accountants are in their local credit union on their lunch break, when armed robbers burst in. While several of the robbers take the money from...
A man wearing a ten-gallon hat and leather boots goes into a bar and sits down next to a woman. “Are you a real cowboy?”, she...