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A boy starts his first day at Walmart. His trainer says to him “I’ll take care of the first 2 customers to show you how it’s...
Three friends die in a car crash, and they find themselves at the Gates of Heaven. Before entering, they are each asked a question by St....
An elderly woman went into the doctor`s office. When the doctor asked why she was there, she replied, “I`d like to have some birth-control pills.” Taken...
This one little boy in about 4th or 5th grade was trying out for a school play. He earned a part and went home to tell...
A man and his wife of more than 50 years were rocking back and forth on the front porch. Slowly they rocked in rhythm, as this...
A man phones home from his office and tells his wife: “Something has just come up. I have a chance to go fishing for a week....
A blonde and a brunet are getting in the elevator, along comes this really hot guy. The girls noticed he has a really bad dandruff problem....
Bill and Doug were having a beer at the neighborhood bar. “What’s the matter?” asked Bill of his buddy. “You look kind of down.” “My wife...
Little Johnny runs into the bathroom just as his mother is stepping out of the shower and curiously points to her triangle of hair and asks:...
A mother-in-law stopped by her daughter-in-law’s house, to give her some fruit. When her daughter-in-law opened the door, she was undressed! “Oh my gosh! Why aren’t...
Grandpa and his 7 year old grandson are gardening when to boy sees an earthworm trying to get back into its h*le. He says, “Grandpa, I...
Three women are talking about their night lives. One says, “I call my husband ‘The dentist’ because nobody can drill like he does.” The next says,...
A farmer is giving his wife last minute instructions before heading to town to do chores: “A guy will be along this afternoon to inseminate one...
A lady about eight months pregnant got on a bus; she noticed the man opposite to her was smiling at her so she immediately moved to...
Three friends while touring Dubai happened to stumble into a harem tent filled with more than fifty beautiful women. The guys start getting friendly with these...
An old man and his wife are in bed. After lying in silence for a few minutes, the old man farts and says, “seven points.” His...
An advertising team is working very late at night on a project due the next morning. Suddenly, a genie appears before them and offers each of...
Two friends are having drinks when they get into an argument about who enjoys bed time more. The man says, “Men obviously enjoy bed time more...
Three babies are in their mother’s womb. One of them says, “I want to be an artist, so everyone will know what it looks like in...
Two notorious drunks are sitting at the bar. One is crying. The other asks what’s wrong. “I’ve puked all over myself again and my wife is...