The visiting Bible school supervisor asks little Johnny during Bible class, “Who broke down the walls of Jericho?” Little Johnny replies, “I dunno, but it wasn’t...
A husband and wife get up on Sunday morning. After breakfast, the wife notices that her husband isn’t dressed for church. “Why aren’t you dressed for...
Two men at a bus stop started a conversation. One of them keeps complaining of family problems. Finally, the other man says, “You think you have...
A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales. The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even...
Two men were having a slow round of golf because the two ladies in front of them managed to get into every sand trap, lake, and...
A boy with a monkey on his shoulder was walking down the road when he passed a policeman who said, “Now, now young lad, I think...
This is a story of a man who worked at the post office. His job was to process all mail items that had illegible addresses. One...
A Husband and wife are shopping in their local Walmart. The husband picks up a case of Budweiser and puts it in their cart. ‘What do...
Thomas is 32 years old and he is still single. One day a friend asked, “Why aren’t you married? Can’t you find a woman who will...
Dad: Who do you like more, Mum or Dad? Little Johnny: BOTH Dad: Ok if i go to America and your mum goes to Paris, where...
A couple had been married for 45 years. And They had raised a brood of 11 children and were blessed with 22 grandchildren. When asked the...
A boy was cycling with a basket of eggs on it. He hit a stone and fell down along with the cycle. The eggs also fell...
A husband and wife went to the fairgrounds. The wife wanted to go on the Ferris wheel, but the husband wasn’t comfortable with that. So the...
James retired from bank service as Senior Manager. Got handsome retirement benefits. He deposited around 5 Million in Mutual Funds and debt funds. 5 Million he...
Four older women are sitting around playing Bridge. The first lady says, “You know girls, I have known you all a long time and there is...
A man and his wife went three days without talking after having an argument. On an occasion, the man remembered that the next day he would...
A man goes into a pet shop to buy a parrot. The shop owner points to three identical-looking parrots on a perch and says, “The parrot...
A Husband and wife went to have dinner at a 5-star restaurant. As the waiter comes with their food, the husband says, “Our food has arrived!...
A little old lady tried to phone her local bank but was put through instead to the bank’s call centre. “Is that the High Street branch?”...
A man shops for groceries with his wife. The man sees a case of beer on one of the shelves and puts it in the cart....