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Frank and Jim, are walking down the street when Jim turns to Frank and says, “Frank, if you had two of those top-of-the-line Mercedes Benz cars,...
A one day little Johnny asks his dad if he can take a shower with him. The dad says “yes, but don’t look down.” So the...
A man returns home a day early from a business trip. It’s after midnight. While en-route home, he asks the cabby if he would be a...
A couple had been married for 40 years and he managed all of the money. He told his wife that he did not ever want her...
A teacher is trying to teach good manners to her third-grade students. She turned to her class and said, “Michael if you were on a date...
Joe was sitting at a bar. He was totally depressed. The bartender, serving him a drink, asked what was wrong. “I’ll never understand women.” said Joe....
An old Italian couple is walking around in the mall. After a while they get separated so the woman goes up to the first saleswoman she...
A salesman is talking to an old farmer when he looks over and sees a rooster wearing pants, a shirt, and suspenders: He says. “What on...
A wife asked her husband to drop her off at a friend’s house, where a wedding reception was taking place. He responded that he would be...
A man boarded an aeroplane and took his seat. As he settled in, he glanced up and saw the most beautiful woman boarding the plane. He...
One evening a man was at home watching TV and eating peanuts. He’d toss them in the air, then catch them in his mouth. In the...
A married couple was walking through a garden, and suddenly a dog ran towards them. They both knew it will bite them.. The husband lifted his...
The Husband and wife had a blazing row! The hubby stopped talking to his wife. The wife said, “I will count to 10. If you don’t...
Two old women were out driving in a large car, both could Barely see over the dashboard. As they were cruising along, they came to an...
A woman awakes during the night to find that her husband was not in bed. She puts on her dressing gown and goes downstairs to look...
Two couples were playing poker one evening. Jim accidentally dropped some cards on the floor. When he bent down under the table to pick them up,...
A man is walking home late at night when he sees a woman in the shadows. “Twenty bucks,” she says. He’s never been with a call...
Three women sit in a beauty parlour talking about their husbands. The first woman says, “Last night my husband said he was going to his office,...
An old man and an old woman are sitting in their rocking chair. The old woman embroiders while the old man reads the paper. The old...
Grandpa was telling his young grandson what life was like when he was a boy. “In the winter we’d ice skate on our pond. In the...