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A wife was cooking something in the kitchen while the husband was watching a debate in a news channel over a doctor’s scandal. Wife: Why is...
A husband and wife go to an adoption agency looking to adopt a child. They are well dressed and well spoken, and the social workers are...
Morris, an 82-year-old man, went to the doctor to get a physical. A few days later, the doctor saw Morris walking down the street with a...
It was 1832, and three women of different ages were walking back to their small farming village. They were carrying their shopping from the market from...
Three boys are in the schoolyard bragging about their fathers. The first boy says, “My Dad scribbles a few words on a piece of paper, he...
A father asks his 10-year-old son if he knows about the birds and the bees. I don’t want to know! the child says, bursting into tears....
A businessman enters a tavern, sits down at the bar, and orders a double martini on the rocks. After he finishes the drink, he peeks inside...
The male teacher in a girls’ school asked the science class: “Who can tell me what organ of the human body expands to 10 times its...
A young couple, just married, were in their honeymoon suite on their wedding night. As they were undressing for bed, the husband who was a big...
Sam and Becky are celebrating their 50th wedding anniversary. Sam says to Becky, “Becky, I was wondering have you ever cheated on me?” Becky replies, “Oh...
Two men are sitting at a bar, slowly sipping their drinks. After a while, the first man approaches the other man, and sits next to him....
A boy starts his first day at Walmart. His trainer says to him “I’ll take care of the first 2 customers to show you how it’s...
Three friends die in a car crash, and they find themselves at the Gates of Heaven. Before entering, they are each asked a question by St....
An elderly woman went into the doctor`s office. When the doctor asked why she was there, she replied, “I`d like to have some birth-control pills.” Taken...
This one little boy in about 4th or 5th grade was trying out for a school play. He earned a part and went home to tell...
A man and his wife of more than 50 years were rocking back and forth on the front porch. Slowly they rocked in rhythm, as this...
A man phones home from his office and tells his wife: “Something has just come up. I have a chance to go fishing for a week....
A blonde and a brunet are getting in the elevator, along comes this really hot guy. The girls noticed he has a really bad dandruff problem....
Bill and Doug were having a beer at the neighborhood bar. “What’s the matter?” asked Bill of his buddy. “You look kind of down.” “My wife...
Little Johnny runs into the bathroom just as his mother is stepping out of the shower and curiously points to her triangle of hair and asks:...