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A mother-in-law stopped by her daughter-in-law’s house, to give her some fruit. When her daughter-in-law opened the door, she was undressed! “Oh my gosh! Why aren’t...
Grandpa and his 7 year old grandson are gardening when to boy sees an earthworm trying to get back into its h*le. He says, “Grandpa, I...
Three women are talking about their night lives. One says, “I call my husband ‘The dentist’ because nobody can drill like he does.” The next says,...
A farmer is giving his wife last minute instructions before heading to town to do chores: “A guy will be along this afternoon to inseminate one...
A lady about eight months pregnant got on a bus; she noticed the man opposite to her was smiling at her so she immediately moved to...
Three friends while touring Dubai happened to stumble into a harem tent filled with more than fifty beautiful women. The guys start getting friendly with these...
An old man and his wife are in bed. After lying in silence for a few minutes, the old man farts and says, “seven points.” His...
An advertising team is working very late at night on a project due the next morning. Suddenly, a genie appears before them and offers each of...
Two friends are having drinks when they get into an argument about who enjoys bed time more. The man says, “Men obviously enjoy bed time more...
Three babies are in their mother’s womb. One of them says, “I want to be an artist, so everyone will know what it looks like in...
Two notorious drunks are sitting at the bar. One is crying. The other asks what’s wrong. “I’ve puked all over myself again and my wife is...
An old couple in an old folks home are having an affair, nothing much they just sit watching TV late at night while the old woman...
One day a little boy gets on a bus and sits behind the bus driver. He starts saying things like: If my mom was a hen...
The doctor said, “Joe, the good news is I can cure your headaches… The bad news is that it will require castration. You have a very...
Three men died and went to hell. When they get there the devil asks the first guy why he was there and he replied “I have...
When Jane initially met Tarzan of the jungle, she was very attracted to him. During her questions about his life, she asked him how he had...
A family is sitting around the supper table discussing anatomy. Suddenly the son asks his father, “Dad, how many kinds of melons are there?” The father,...
Little Sally asked her dad if she could take her dog Fluffy far a walk around the block, he told her no because Fluffy was in...
A man walks into a bar and orders a drink, as the man is taste it down the drink he looks over and notices a dog...
An elderly woman went to the doctor complaining of recent intestinal problems. “Doctor I have terrible gas lately, but it doesn’t smell or make noise.” The...