A woman, cranky because her husband was late coming home again, decided to leave a note, saying, “I’ve had enough and have left you…don’t bother coming...
A man is lost in the woods and it is getting dark. As he walks through the woods he comes across a small cabin. He goes...
A woman wakes up in the middle of the night only to find her husband wasn’t there. She puts on her robe and takes a sip...
There was a little girl who really loved dolls. She had a big collection of them in her bedroom. One day, while she was browsing through...
A female teacher was having a problem with a boy in her class in 3rd grade class. The boy said, “Teacher, I should be in 4th...
Satan appeared before a small town congregation. Everyone started screaming and running for the front church door, trampling each other in a frantic effort to get...
An Alabama pastor said to his congregation, “Someone in this congregation has spread a rumor that I belong to the Ku Klux Klan. This is a...
Three engineers are riding in a car: an electrical engineer, a chemical engineer, and a Microsoft engineer. Suddenly the car stalls and stops by the side...
A man came to visit his grandparents, and he noticed his grandfather sitting on the porch in the rocking chair wearing only a shirt, with nothing...
A teacher asks her class, ”If there are 5 birds sitting on a fence and you shoot one of them, how many will be left?” She...
Lucy and John were recently attending church services at The Villages. About halfway through, Lucy took a pen and paper out of her purse, and wrote...
Four strangers traveled together in the same compartment of a European train. Two men and two women faced each other. One woman was a very wealthy...
Rob is a commercial saturation diver for Global Divers in Louisiana. He performs underwater repairs on offshore drilling rigs. Below is an E-mail he sent to...
Two young guys appear in court after being arrested for smoking dope. The judge says, “You seem like nice young men, and I’d like to give...
An American traveling to Japan for business found himself with two extra days after business concluded earlier than expected. Being single and away from home for...
Michael the Dragon Master was an official in King Arthur’s court. He had a long standing obsession – to nuzzle the beautiful Queen’s voluptuous chest. But...
Every day, a male employee walks up very close to a female co-worker at the coffee machine. He stops, inhales quite deeply and says that her...
A mother and father took their 6 year old son to a bare beach. As the boy walked along the beach, he noticed that some of...
There was a young couple very much in love. On the night before they were to be married, both were killed in an automobile accident. They...
A man went to confession in St. Patrick’s Catholic Church. ‘Father’, he confessed, ‘it has been one month since my last confession. I had make love...