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A new priest at his first mass was so nervous he could hardly speak. After mass he asked the monsignor how he had done. The monsignor...
Three friends had a good friend named Joe and he was, naturally, an eternal optimist. At every bad situation he would always say “It could have...
Two old men are sat on a bench at the park. A young, smoking hot girl runs past though them. One of the men smiles and...
My wife told me to go to the doctors and get some of those tablets that “help” you get an self enjoyment. You should of seen...
A boy comes back from school, disappointed, because he got a 0 on a geography exam. “The teacher gave me a zero because I couldn’t answer...
Who in the hell is Larry? Well Larry is the guy who gets home late one night and Linda, his wife, says “Where the hell have...
The superman was kinda bored so he just started flying around looking for something to do. He’s flying over Wonder Woman’s house and sees her bedroom...
A third grade teacher always took role call each morning and had the pupils’ answer by reciting a short poem. The first kid sat in the...
A drunken man who smelled like beer sat down on a subway seat next to a priest. The man’s tie was stained; his face was plastered...
A Blonde bought a brand new car and decided to drive down from some place far off, to meet this friend. She reached there in a...
A couple had just gotten married and where alone together on their first night. This was to be the first time they had made love and...
A man wakes up one morning to find a gorilla on his roof. So he looks in the yellow pages and sure enough, there’s an ad...
A young female teacher was giving an assignment to her Grade 6 class one day. It was a large assignment so she started writing high up...
A married couple went to have their baby delivered. Upon their arrival, the doctor said he had invented a new machine that would transfer a portion...
A man and a woman had been married for ten years and decided to try and have kids. They had not been using birth control for...
A girl is about to tie the knot, and is watching her mother bake biscuits in the kitchen. “Mom?” she asks. “How do you keep Dad...
Three men were discussing aging at the nursing home. Sixty is the worst age to be,” said the 60- year-old. You always feel like you have...
A guy was at a bar and needed to fart. He controlled himself for almost half an hour and couldn’t leave the bar because he didn’t...
An older couple are playing in the annual club championship. They are playing in a playoff hole and it is down to a 6 inch putt...
A young blonde, on vacation in Louisiana, wanted a pair of alligator shoes, but was reluctant to pay high New Orleans prices. She stomped out of...