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A teacher asks her class, ”If there are 5 birds sitting on a fence and you shoot one of them, how many will be left?” She...
Lucy and John were recently attending church services at The Villages. About halfway through, Lucy took a pen and paper out of her purse, and wrote...
Four strangers traveled together in the same compartment of a European train. Two men and two women faced each other. One woman was a very wealthy...
Rob is a commercial saturation diver for Global Divers in Louisiana. He performs underwater repairs on offshore drilling rigs. Below is an E-mail he sent to...
Two young guys appear in court after being arrested for smoking dope. The judge says, “You seem like nice young men, and I’d like to give...
An American traveling to Japan for business found himself with two extra days after business concluded earlier than expected. Being single and away from home for...
Michael the Dragon Master was an official in King Arthur’s court. He had a long standing obsession – to nuzzle the beautiful Queen’s voluptuous chest. But...
Every day, a male employee walks up very close to a female co-worker at the coffee machine. He stops, inhales quite deeply and says that her...
A mother and father took their 6 year old son to a bare beach. As the boy walked along the beach, he noticed that some of...
There was a young couple very much in love. On the night before they were to be married, both were killed in an automobile accident. They...
A man went to confession in St. Patrick’s Catholic Church. ‘Father’, he confessed, ‘it has been one month since my last confession. I had make love...
A new priest at his first mass was so nervous he could hardly speak. After mass he asked the monsignor how he had done. The monsignor...
Three friends had a good friend named Joe and he was, naturally, an eternal optimist. At every bad situation he would always say “It could have...
Two old men are sat on a bench at the park. A young, smoking hot girl runs past though them. One of the men smiles and...
My wife told me to go to the doctors and get some of those tablets that “help” you get an self enjoyment. You should of seen...
A boy comes back from school, disappointed, because he got a 0 on a geography exam. “The teacher gave me a zero because I couldn’t answer...
Who in the hell is Larry? Well Larry is the guy who gets home late one night and Linda, his wife, says “Where the hell have...
The superman was kinda bored so he just started flying around looking for something to do. He’s flying over Wonder Woman’s house and sees her bedroom...
A third grade teacher always took role call each morning and had the pupils’ answer by reciting a short poem. The first kid sat in the...
A drunken man who smelled like beer sat down on a subway seat next to a priest. The man’s tie was stained; his face was plastered...