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A blonde, worried about the HIV crisis, walks into a drugstore and purchases a pack of rubber pack. “That will be $1.08, please,” says the clerk....
A woman scanned the guest at a party and spotted an attractive man standing alone so she approached him. “My name is Carmen,” she told him....
A man finds a wallet with $700 in it. A few days later, he reads a notice stating that a wealthy man has lost his wallet...
A blind man enters a Ladies Bar by mistake. He finds his way to a bar stool and orders a drink. After sitting there for a...
St. Peter and Satan were having an argument one day about baseball. Satan proposed a game to be played on neutral grounds between a select team...
In a crowded city at a crowded bus stop, a stunningly beautiful young woman was waiting for the bus. She was decked out in a tight...
A magician was working on a cruise ship in the Caribbean. The audience would be different each week, so the magician allowed himself to do the...
A man was walking down the street when he was accosted by a particularly dirty and shabby-looking homeless man who asked him for a couple of...
An elderly gentleman was on his deathbed as his wife and three children and nurse stood close by. Then he spoke: “Bill, you take the Beverly...
One Sunday morning George burst into the living room and said, “Dad! Mom! I have some great news for you! I am getting married to the...
Brenda McCarthy is home making dinner for her husband Patrick when Tim Finnegan knocks at her door. “May I come in, Brenda darling’?” says Tim sadly,...
Frank and Jim, are walking down the street when Jim turns to Frank and says, “Frank, if you had two of those top-of-the-line Mercedes Benz cars,...
Little Johnny attended a horse auction with his father. He watched as his father moved from horse to horse, running his hands up and down the...
Two Blondes, living in Kansas, were sitting on a bench one evening, one asked the other. “What do you think is farther, Florida or the moon?”...
Two guys are discussing one’s upcoming wedding. “I’m not sure if my future bride is a pure or not.” His buddy replies, “Oh, there’s an easy...
It was a little boy’s first day in school and a teacher was going to play a “guessing” game. She passed out different items to each...
While enjoying their evening cocktails, the wife asks her husband, in very seductive voice, “Have you ever seen Twenty Dollars all crumpled up?” “No,” said her...
A woman was on the witness stand, accused of poisoning her husband. “After you put poison in the coffee, you sat at the breakfast table and...
A Greek and an Irishman were sitting in a Starbucks one day comparing their two cultures. Over a double latte, the Greek mentions “We built the...
A noted physio therapist realizes that people often lie about the frequency of their encounters, so he devises a test to tell for certain how often...