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A Blonde bought a brand new car and decided to drive down from some place far off, to meet this friend. She reached there in a...
A couple had just gotten married and where alone together on their first night. This was to be the first time they had made love and...
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A man finds a wallet with $700 in it. A few days later, he reads a notice stating that a wealthy man has lost his wallet...
A blind man enters a Ladies Bar by mistake. He finds his way to a bar stool and orders a drink. After sitting there for a...
St. Peter and Satan were having an argument one day about baseball. Satan proposed a game to be played on neutral grounds between a select team...
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A magician was working on a cruise ship in the Caribbean. The audience would be different each week, so the magician allowed himself to do the...
A man was walking down the street when he was accosted by a particularly dirty and shabby-looking homeless man who asked him for a couple of...
An elderly gentleman was on his deathbed as his wife and three children and nurse stood close by. Then he spoke: “Bill, you take the Beverly...