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A family are driving in their car on holidays. A frog crosses the road and the husband, who is driving, is able to stop the car....
Three ex-pats are drinking in a NY city bar. “As good as this is,” said the Scotsman, “I still prefer the pubs back home. In Glasgow,...
Richard a village doctor was awakened at 4 a.m. to make a house call. He reluctantly got dressed and braved a snowstorm. After the examination, he...
A scientist has come up with proof of something students have known for years chemistry lectures are boring. In an article published in the current issue...
A blonde is terribly overweight, so her doctor puts her on a diet. “I want you to eat regularly for two days, then skip a day,...
One day an old lady went to the doctors because she had an itch between her legs. She told the doctor her problem and he said,...
Sister Mary Katherine lived in a nunnery, a block away from Jack’s liquor store. One day, in walked Sister Mary K. and said, “Oh Jack, give...
This is a story about a couple who had been happily married for years, the only friction in their marriage was the husband’s habit of farting...
Little Johnny went to the store with his grandmother. On the way home, he looked through her bags to see what she had purchased. In one...
The following is supposedly a true story relating a situation that actually occurred during the war. During the Persian Gulf War, I was assigned to go...
A group of psychiatrists were attending a convention. Four of them decided to leave, and walked out together. One said to the other three, “People are...
A trucker came into a truck stop cafe and placed his order. He said, “I want three flat tires, a pair of headlights and a pair...
The story is told about a king in Africa who had a close friend he grew up with. The friend had a habit of looking at...
A preacher was told by his doctor that he had only a few weeks left to live. He went home feeling very sad, and when his...
A Greek and Italian were sitting in a Starbucks’s one day discussing who had the superior culture. Over triple lattes the Greek guy says, “Well we...
A little old couple in their eighties was sitting on the couch watching the movie channel. He looked at her and asked, “Do you think we...
A beautiful woman loved growing tomatoes, but couldn’t seem to get her tomatoes to turn red. One day, while taking a stroll, she came upon a...
Two blonde gals went together to play the slot machines at the casino. Each agreed that when her allotted money was gone, she would go to...
A blonde arrived for her first golf lesson and the pro asked her to take a swing at a ball to see how she’d do. The...
Concerned about her relationship, a woman approaches her doctor and says “Doc, I’m getting married this week-end and my fiance thinks I’m untouched, is there anything...