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A cowboy appeared before St. Peter at the Pearly Gates. “Have you ever done anything of particular merit?” St. Peter asked. “Well, I can think of...
On the first day of their Honeymoon. The very naive blonde bride slipped into a hot but sweet nightie, and with great anticipation, crawled into bed,...
A lawyer and a blonde woman are sitting next to each other on a long flight from LA to NY. The lawyer leans over to her...
When four of Santa’s elves got sick, the trainee elves did not produce toys as fast as the regular ones, and Santa began to feel the...
Three women were talking about their love lives. The first said, “My husband is like a Rolls-Royce; smooth and sophisticated.” The second said, “Mine is like...
A young innocent girl is about to go on her 1st date and is given some word of advise and warning by her mother; “Look darling,...
A Dad and a Son were watching TV downstairs. The Dads feet started getting cold. So he sends his Son upstairs to get his slippers. When...
One day a man was walking through the forest when he encountered a goblin. The goblin shouted at the man and said: “Foolish mortal, you trespass...
The judge looks sternly at the ex wife. Judge: “why do you think you deserve custody of the child?” Ex wife: “I brought him into this...
A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walk into a restaurant. They are having a fun time and give their waitress a huge tip. Super excited...
Two guys were working at a sawmill one day when one of the guys got too close to the blade and cut off his arm. His...
A woman goes to the doctor’s to have a strange mark on her tummy looked at. The doctor said, “Do you by any chance have a...
A State Government Employee sits in his office, and out of boredom decides to see what’s in his old filing cabinet. He pokes through the contents...
A famous car designer was about to retire at the age of 64 due to health concerns. For all his life, he had strived for perfection...
An eccentric philosophy professor gave a one question final exam after a semester dealing with a broad array of topics. The class was already seated and...
The Smiths were proud of their family tradition. Their ancestors had come to America on the Mayflower and their descendants included senators and Wall Street wizards....
A man hires a blonde to paint stripes down a road, but she has to keep the contract and do at least four miles each day....
A man called his doctor, and said “doc”, you gotta come over here quick, you see when my wife got out of the shower, a mouse...
Wife texts husband on a cold winter morning: “Windows frozen, won’t open.” Husband texts back: “Gently pours some lukewarm water over it and then gently tap...
Sally a blonde was seen going into the woods with a small package and a large bird cage. She was gone several days but finally she...