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One Sunday morning George burst into the living room and said, “Dad! Mom! I have some great news for you! I am getting married to the...
Brenda McCarthy is home making dinner for her husband Patrick when Tim Finnegan knocks at her door. “May I come in, Brenda darling’?” says Tim sadly,...
A boy is selling fish on a corner. To get his customers’ attention, he is yelling, “Dam fish for sale! Get your dam fish here!” A...
Frank and Jim, are walking down the street when Jim turns to Frank and says, “Frank, if you had two of those top-of-the-line Mercedes Benz cars,...
Little Johnny attended a horse auction with his father. He watched as his father moved from horse to horse, running his hands up and down the...
Two Blondes, living in Kansas, were sitting on a bench one evening, one asked the other. “What do you think is farther, Florida or the moon?”...
Two guys are discussing one’s upcoming wedding. “I’m not sure if my future bride is a pure or not.” His buddy replies, “Oh, there’s an easy...
It was a little boy’s first day in school and a teacher was going to play a “guessing” game. She passed out different items to each...
While enjoying their evening cocktails, the wife asks her husband, in very seductive voice, “Have you ever seen Twenty Dollars all crumpled up?” “No,” said her...
A woman was on the witness stand, accused of poisoning her husband. “After you put poison in the coffee, you sat at the breakfast table and...
A Greek and an Irishman were sitting in a Starbucks one day comparing their two cultures. Over a double latte, the Greek mentions “We built the...
A noted physio therapist realizes that people often lie about the frequency of their encounters, so he devises a test to tell for certain how often...
A family are driving in their car on holidays. A frog crosses the road and the husband, who is driving, is able to stop the car....
Three ex-pats are drinking in a NY city bar. “As good as this is,” said the Scotsman, “I still prefer the pubs back home. In Glasgow,...
Richard a village doctor was awakened at 4 a.m. to make a house call. He reluctantly got dressed and braved a snowstorm. After the examination, he...
A scientist has come up with proof of something students have known for years chemistry lectures are boring. In an article published in the current issue...
A blonde is terribly overweight, so her doctor puts her on a diet. “I want you to eat regularly for two days, then skip a day,...
One day an old lady went to the doctors because she had an itch between her legs. She told the doctor her problem and he said,...
Sister Mary Katherine lived in a nunnery, a block away from Jack’s liquor store. One day, in walked Sister Mary K. and said, “Oh Jack, give...
This is a story about a couple who had been happily married for years, the only friction in their marriage was the husband’s habit of farting...