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A successful rancher died and left everything to his devoted wife. She was a very good looking woman and determined to keep the ranch, but knew...
A woman goes to the supermarket. She starts walking up and down the aisles. Each aisle she goes to she touches her head, her ears, her...
Fred and Mary got married, but can’t afford a honeymoon, so they go back to Fred’s parent’s home for their first night together. In the morning,...
Little Johnny was sitting on a park bench enjoying a cigarette. A woman stopped, “excuse me young man, but I’ll have you know that those can...
One day little Johnny went to his father, and asked him if he could buy him a $200 bicycle for his birthday. Johnny’s father said, “Johnny,...
A man went to his doctor and asked him how to prolong the lovemaking experience. The doctor told him that winking before lovemaking often helped men...
Two doctors, Jenkins and Smith, are treating a man with lung disease. They’re explaining how him smoking weed led to his condition worsening. “But it’s just...
Two women go out one night without their husbands. They go to a bar, have a chat along with a couple of drinks and then head...
Two elderly ladies are sitting on the front porch, doing nothing. One old lady turns to the other and asks, “Do you still get horny?” The...
A lady went into a bar in Waco and saw a cowboy with his feet propped up on a table. He had the biggest feet she’d...
Joe woke up one morning and looked for his wife, but his wife wasn’t there. She had awakened and was preparing breakfast in the kitchen. Joe...
A Jewish man went to eat at a Chinese restaurant and started to wonder if there were any Chinese Jews. So, when the waiter came over...
Two neighbors, one is rich and the other is poor. The poor have a magic lamp. Every morning he wipes the lamp and a genie comes...
One night a man has a dream that he died and went to heaven. He sat next to another man on a bench and began talking....
The subway bus was packed. It was rush hour, and many people were forced to stand. One particularly cramped woman turned to the man behind her...
The phone rings at the local police station. “Hello? I’m calling to report my neighbor, Craig. He is hiding marijuana inside his firewood!” “Thank you very...
Four guys are playing golf together and talking about how successful their sons are. The first says, “My son is so successful, he’s VP of his...
An art teacher, a math teacher, and a science teacher are all arguing over which one of them is the smartest. The art teacher shows the...
Once upon a time there was a woman married to an annoying man named Steve. He would complain about everything. One day he went to their...
A young woman was preparing a ham dinner. After she cut off the end of the ham, she placed it in a pan for baking. Her...