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The judge looks sternly at the ex wife. Judge: “why do you think you deserve custody of the child?” Ex wife: “I brought him into this...
A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walk into a restaurant. They are having a fun time and give their waitress a huge tip. Super excited...
Two guys were working at a sawmill one day when one of the guys got too close to the blade and cut off his arm. His...
A woman goes to the doctor’s to have a strange mark on her tummy looked at. The doctor said, “Do you by any chance have a...
A State Government Employee sits in his office, and out of boredom decides to see what’s in his old filing cabinet. He pokes through the contents...
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An eccentric philosophy professor gave a one question final exam after a semester dealing with a broad array of topics. The class was already seated and...
The Smiths were proud of their family tradition. Their ancestors had come to America on the Mayflower and their descendants included senators and Wall Street wizards....
A man hires a blonde to paint stripes down a road, but she has to keep the contract and do at least four miles each day....
A man called his doctor, and said “doc”, you gotta come over here quick, you see when my wife got out of the shower, a mouse...
Wife texts husband on a cold winter morning: “Windows frozen, won’t open.” Husband texts back: “Gently pours some lukewarm water over it and then gently tap...
Sally a blonde was seen going into the woods with a small package and a large bird cage. She was gone several days but finally she...
A successful rancher died and left everything to his devoted wife. She was a very good looking woman and determined to keep the ranch, but knew...
A woman goes to the supermarket. She starts walking up and down the aisles. Each aisle she goes to she touches her head, her ears, her...
Fred and Mary got married, but can’t afford a honeymoon, so they go back to Fred’s parent’s home for their first night together. In the morning,...
Little Johnny was sitting on a park bench enjoying a cigarette. A woman stopped, “excuse me young man, but I’ll have you know that those can...
One day little Johnny went to his father, and asked him if he could buy him a $200 bicycle for his birthday. Johnny’s father said, “Johnny,...
A man went to his doctor and asked him how to prolong the lovemaking experience. The doctor told him that winking before lovemaking often helped men...
Two doctors, Jenkins and Smith, are treating a man with lung disease. They’re explaining how him smoking weed led to his condition worsening. “But it’s just...
Two women go out one night without their husbands. They go to a bar, have a chat along with a couple of drinks and then head...