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A penguin takes his car to the shop and the mechanic says it’ll take about an hour for him to check it. While he waits, the...
A couple was watching a Discovery Channel special about an African bush tribe whose men all had manhood 24 inches long. When males reach a certain...
A drunken Irishman is driving through the city of Dublin and his car is weaving violently all over the road. A cop pulls him over. “So,”...
Two blondes decide to go duck hunting. Neither one of them has ever been duck hunting before and after several hours they still haven’t bagged any....
Three nuns died in a car accident. They reached to the gates of heaven but the person who let’s people in said, “so I know you...
Three Scotsmen were sitting in a bar together. When I die, said the old Scot, I would like one of you to pour a bottle of...
A guy asked a girl in a university library: “Do you mind if I sit beside you?” The girl replied with a loud voice: “I DON’T...
The doctor and his wife were playing golf at the club and she drove a 300 yard tee shot straight down the fairway. The doctor said...
A guy gets home late one night and his wife says, “where the hell have you been?” “I was out getting a tattoo.” “A tattoo? What...
A guy was sitting quietly reading his paper when his wife walked up behind him and whacked him on the head with a magazine. ‘What was...
A man walks into a bank and says to the the clerk, “I want to open a account in this damn bank.” The woman, astonished, replies:...
Jesus and Moses are relaxing on a boat and talking about the good old days. The subject of miracles comes up, and they decide to see...
A woman comes home and tells her husband, “Remember those headaches I’ve been having all these years? Well, they’re gone.” “No more headaches?” the husband asks,...
A young farm girl answers the door and sees an older neighbor there. Girl: “My father isn’t home, but I know what you want and I...
A cop saw a car weaving all over the road and pulled it over. He walked up to the car and saw a nice-looking blonde woman...
A 45 year old woman arrives home from her doctor’s exam, just gleaming with happiness. Her husband, being a grump, asked: “What’s got you so happy!?”...
The owner of a golf course was confused about paying a bill, So he asked his BLONDE secretary for some mathematical help. “If I were to...
Two hikers were walking through central Pennsylvania when they came upon a 6 foot wide h*le in the ground. They figured it must be the opening...
A blonde walks into an empty bar on New Year’s Eve and asks the bartender if she can use his phone to wish her family back...
Sophie and Shirley, two elderly widows in a Florida adult community, are curious about the latest arrival in their building a quiet, nice looking gentleman who...