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An old lady dies and goes to heaven. She’s chatting it up with St. Peter at the Pearly Gates when all of a sudden she hears...
A bush-pilot drops Bob and Ted, two moose hunters, at a remote lake in Northern Ontario. He tells them that he’ll be back in a week,...
Two young men were out in the woods on a camping trip when they came upon this great trout brook. They stayed there all day, enjoying...
Two men are trying to get in a quick eighteen holes of golf, but there two women golfers in front of them who are taking quite...
A guy and a girl meet at a bar. They get along so well that they decide to go to the girl’s place. A few drinks...
Four Catholic ladies are having coffee together, discussing how important their children are. The first one tells her friends, “my son is a priest. When he...
A little girl asked her mother, “How did the human race appear?” The mother answered, “God made Adam and Eve and they had children, and so...
A young boy says to his father “Dad, our math teacher is asking to see you.” “What happened?” The father asks. “Well, she asked me, ‘how...
Ted comes home blackout drunk, as he does most nights. With his eyes barely open, he misses his friend Carl in bed with his wife. He...
A newbee hunter asked a experienced old hunter how to hunt bears. The old man answered: “It is easy, my son.” I’ve hunted hundreds of bears...
A government employee sat in his office, and out of boredom, decided to see what was inside his old filing cabinet. He poked through the contents...
One day, a woman walks into a dentist’s office and asks how much it will cost to extract wisdom teeth. “Eighty dollars,” the dentist says. “That’s...
Two blondes were exiting a restaurant when they discovered, to their horror, that they locked their keys in their car. The one blonde says to the...
A rich man comes home and immediately starts shouting at his wife. “I’ve been looking at our expenses and they are through the roof! What have...
Two women go out one Saturday night without their husbands. As they come back, right before dawn, both of them drunk, they felt nature calling. They...
A man walked into a bar. He sat down and asked the bartender “If I impress you, can I have a free drink?” The bartender said...
A man lies on his deathbed, surrounded by his family: a weeping wife and four children. Three of the children are tall, good-looking and athletic, but...
Two cannibals, a father and son, were elected by the tribe to go out and get something to eat. They walked deep into the jungle and...
A man travels on a ship. Two days in, the ship encounters a storm and drowns. Hanging on weakly to a piece of the mast, he...
Three high ranking Axis soldiers are about to be interrogated during WWII. One is a member of the Gestapo, one is an Imperial Japanese officer and...