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A police officer in Grafton stops at a local farm. He talks with an old farmer, and tells him. “I need to inspect your farm for...
A wealthy man walked into a bar in Miami. As soon as he entered, he noticed an old woman, sitting in one corner. He walked over...
A young boy and his dad went out fishing one fine morning. After a few quiet hours out in the boat, the boy became curious about...
Two donkeys were talking about their owners: The first one said, “My owner is so harassing, he beats me often” The second donkey: “Why don’t you...
A man and his wife were driving down the road and talking. The wife asked her husband, “Honey if I were to die, would you get...
A game show host is talking to a rabbit. The host looks at his question card. “Okay, here is your first question: What is 7 plus...
A husband and wife are sitting on the couch watching TV. The wife looks at the husband and he is staring at the ceiling above her...
A man brings his best buddy home for dinner unannounced at 5:30 after work. His wife begins screaming at him and his friend just sits and...
A man and his wife enter a dentist’s office. The wife says “I need a tooth pulled. No gas or Novocain! I’m in a terrible hurry....
It was a practical session in the psychology class. The professor showed a large cage with a male rat in it. The rat was in the...
After a tiring day, a young lady settled down in her local train seat and closed her eyes. As the train rolled out of the station,...
A man and his wife were having some problems at home and were giving each other the silent treatment. The next week the man realised that...
A teacher was helping one of her kindergarten kids put his boots on. He asked for help and she could see why. With her pulling and...
A maid asks the lady of the house for a raise. “Why on Earth do you think you deserve that?” the lady asks. Because your husband...
Two men are working on a telephone pole. A little old lady walks by and one of the men yeII to her, “Hey lady, can you...
The husband called the wife on the phone and said, “Today I will bring dinner from the Second Wife”. He came home and knocked. And was...
An extremely modest old man was in the hospital for a series of tests. The last test had left his bodily systems extremely upset. Upon making...
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An elderly couple was having breakfast one fine morning. When the wife ask her husband, “Are you going to marry right after I die?” What a...
After his exam, the doctor said to the elderly man, “You appear to be in good health do you have any medical concerns you would like...