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It was a few days before Valentine’s Day and a young woman was taking an afternoon nap. After she woke up, she told her husband, “I...
A new general was allotted to a new army base. After some time in the base he realized how there were two army men guarding an...
An elderly couple who had just celebrated their fiftieth anniversary were sitting on their porch, relaxing. Both were simply reading a book and rocking on their...
Year after year Bubba’s wife pleaded with him to take her fishing but he kept telling her she would not enjoy it. She, finally, wore him...
Ralph came home drunk one night, slid into bed beside his sleeping wife, and fell into a deep slumber… He awoke before the Pearly Gates where...
An Englishman, an American and a Japanese are doing white water rafting, when all of a sudden they spot a huge drop to a waterfall they...
Three English men were walking through a desert. They were tired and thirsty but most of all hungry. Soon, they came across a nomad with about...
A young couple is finally wed. Each one is nervous about the impending night, but neither is willing to admit it or ask each other about...
The cowboy lay sprawled across three entire seats in the theater. When the usher came by and noticed this, he whispered to the cowboy, “Sorry, sir,...
In class one day, Mr. Johnson pulled Johnny over to his desk after a test, and said, “Johnny I have a feeling that you have been...
The blonde wife came home from her first day commuting into the city. Her husband noticed she was looking a little peaked and asked, “Honey, are...
Jeff and his girlfriend Jenny decide to become bank-robbers. Jenny does the actual robbing at gunpoint inside the banks while Jeff waits outside as the getaway...
A Kung Fu pupil asks his teacher, “Master, why does my ability not improve? I’m always defeated.” And the master, pensive and forever patient, answers: “My...
A new teacher was trying to make use of her psychology courses. She started her class by saying, “Everyone who thinks they’re stupid, stand up! “After...
A husband and wife were walking down a high street when the wife spots a beautiful diamond necklace in a jewelry store window. She urges her...
A 60-year-old millionaire was getting married and threw a big wedding reception. The big day arrived, and he got married to his stunning 23-year-old bride in...
An Irishman who had a little to drink is driving home from the city one night and, of course, his car is weaving violently all over...
When Jane first met Tarzan in the jungle, she was instantly attracted to him and during her questions about his life, she asked him if he...
A guy and his date were parked on a back road some distance from town, doing what guys and girls do on back roads some distance...
A duck goes into a store and waddles up to the manager. He asks him if he sells duck food. The shopkeeper tells him no. The...