A kindergarten teacher was observing the children while they drew. She would occasionally walk around to see each child’s artwork. As she got to Little Johnny...
A new young blonde bride calls her mother in tears. She sobs, “Robert doesn’t appreciate what I do for him.” “Now, now,” her mother comforted, “I...
Two blondes were working on a house. The one who was nailing down siding would reach into her nail pouch, pull out a nail and either...
A business man got on an elevator in a building. When he entered the elevator, there was a blonde already inside and she greeted him by...
Two old women were talking and exchanging notes on their sensual activities. The first old woman told the second old woman that sometimes she was able...
A blonde went to her doctor and said, “You prescribed birth control pills for me.” “And how is it going?” he asked. “Okay, I think, but...
“Doctor, Don’t Laugh!” A man goes to the doctors and says, “Doctor, I’ve got this problem you see, only you’ve got to promise not to laugh”....
There was this blonde city girl who was out driving and found herself in a rural area. She noted a farm animal standing next to a...
A man goes into a restaurant and is seated. All the waitresses are gorgeous. A particularly voluptuous waitress wearing a very short skirt and legs that...
When I first met my wife we went on our first date and I was pretty nervous. I wanted to take her somewhere different to break...
A Texan farmer goes to Australia for a vacation. There he meets an Aussie farmer and gets talking. The Aussie shows off his big wheat field...
My uncle Jim is getting older, and he’s having trouble with his memory. So he went to his doctor, and he started taking these pills to...
An old lady dies and goes to heaven. She’s chatting it up with St. Peter at the Pearly Gates when all of a sudden she hears...
A bush-pilot drops Bob and Ted, two moose hunters, at a remote lake in Northern Ontario. He tells them that he’ll be back in a week,...
Two young men were out in the woods on a camping trip when they came upon this great trout brook. They stayed there all day, enjoying...
Two men are trying to get in a quick eighteen holes of golf, but there two women golfers in front of them who are taking quite...
A guy and a girl meet at a bar. They get along so well that they decide to go to the girl’s place. A few drinks...
Four Catholic ladies are having coffee together, discussing how important their children are. The first one tells her friends, “my son is a priest. When he...
A little girl asked her mother, “How did the human race appear?” The mother answered, “God made Adam and Eve and they had children, and so...
A young boy says to his father “Dad, our math teacher is asking to see you.” “What happened?” The father asks. “Well, she asked me, ‘how...