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Ted comes home blackout drunk, as he does most nights. With his eyes barely open, he misses his friend Carl in bed with his wife. He...
A newbee hunter asked a experienced old hunter how to hunt bears. The old man answered: “It is easy, my son.” I’ve hunted hundreds of bears...
A government employee sat in his office, and out of boredom, decided to see what was inside his old filing cabinet. He poked through the contents...
One day, a woman walks into a dentist’s office and asks how much it will cost to extract wisdom teeth. “Eighty dollars,” the dentist says. “That’s...
Two blondes were exiting a restaurant when they discovered, to their horror, that they locked their keys in their car. The one blonde says to the...
A rich man comes home and immediately starts shouting at his wife. “I’ve been looking at our expenses and they are through the roof! What have...
Two women go out one Saturday night without their husbands. As they come back, right before dawn, both of them drunk, they felt nature calling. They...
A man walked into a bar. He sat down and asked the bartender “If I impress you, can I have a free drink?” The bartender said...
A man lies on his deathbed, surrounded by his family: a weeping wife and four children. Three of the children are tall, good-looking and athletic, but...
Two cannibals, a father and son, were elected by the tribe to go out and get something to eat. They walked deep into the jungle and...
A man travels on a ship. Two days in, the ship encounters a storm and drowns. Hanging on weakly to a piece of the mast, he...
Three high ranking Axis soldiers are about to be interrogated during WWII. One is a member of the Gestapo, one is an Imperial Japanese officer and...
It was a few days before Valentine’s Day and a young woman was taking an afternoon nap. After she woke up, she told her husband, “I...
A new general was allotted to a new army base. After some time in the base he realized how there were two army men guarding an...
An elderly couple who had just celebrated their fiftieth anniversary were sitting on their porch, relaxing. Both were simply reading a book and rocking on their...
Year after year Bubba’s wife pleaded with him to take her fishing but he kept telling her she would not enjoy it. She, finally, wore him...
Ralph came home drunk one night, slid into bed beside his sleeping wife, and fell into a deep slumber… He awoke before the Pearly Gates where...
An Englishman, an American and a Japanese are doing white water rafting, when all of a sudden they spot a huge drop to a waterfall they...
Three English men were walking through a desert. They were tired and thirsty but most of all hungry. Soon, they came across a nomad with about...
A young couple is finally wed. Each one is nervous about the impending night, but neither is willing to admit it or ask each other about...