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At my first job I was working in an orange juice factory, but I got canned. I just couldn’t concentrate. Then I worked in the woods...
A couple arrived at town hall seconds before closing time, and caught a judge just as he was about to leave, and asked him to marry...
There was this preacher who was an avid golfer. Every chance he could get, he could be found on the golf course swinging away. It was...
Two elderly gentlemen, who had been without enjoyment for several years, decided they needed to visit a cat-house for some tail. When they arrived, the madam...
Two hot girls were riding around town with a sign on top of their car which said: “Two girls — $50.00.” A policeman seeing the sign...
A cat dies and goes to Heaven. God meets him at the gate and says, “You have been a good cat all of these years. Anything...
Moses, Jesus, and an old man were enjoying a friendly round of golf together. Moses stepped up to the tee and hit the ball. It went...
A man dies and goes to hell. As he approaches the gates he is stopped by the gatekeeper who asks for his name. “Joe.” he replies....
A Catholic goes to confession. “Forgive me father for I have sinned.” He begins. “Go on my son.” says the priest. “I swore the other day,...
A Sunday School teacher decided to quiz her students about what they learned that year. Sunday School Teacher: “Okay class… who can tell me what are...
A woman overhears her 7 year old son playing with his toy train set. As he’s moving his train around, he stops the train and says...
Years ago, a man needs to take a flight. As he gets to his plane seat, he is surprised to find a parrot strapped into the...
A blonde went to a flight school insisting she wanted to learn to fly. As all the planes were currently in use, the owner agreed to...
A couple just had their first son. The husband is half Irish and half Indian, the wife is half Chinese and half Italian. That’s a lot...
Two doctor,s Dean and Gable, are treating a man with lung disease. They’re explaining how his smoking weed has led to his condition worsening. “But it’s...
Little Johnny wanted to go to the zoo and pestered his parents for days. Finally, his mother talked his reluctant father into taking him. After several...
An 8-year-old girl went to her dad, who was working in the yard. She asked him: “Daddy, what is make love?” The Dad was surprised that...
Two senior ladies were out for a Sunday drive in a huge car. Neither of them could really see too much over the dashboard. When they...
I would like to share a personal experience I had about drinking and driving. This might save you the cost and embarrassment of being arrested for...
A man named Adam walked along a forest trail, when suddenly he was stopped by an evil looking crone, who calls herself a witch. The witch...