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The cowboy lay sprawled across three entire seats in the theater. When the usher came by and noticed this, he whispered to the cowboy, “Sorry, sir,...
In class one day, Mr. Johnson pulled Johnny over to his desk after a test, and said, “Johnny I have a feeling that you have been...
The blonde wife came home from her first day commuting into the city. Her husband noticed she was looking a little peaked and asked, “Honey, are...
Jeff and his girlfriend Jenny decide to become bank-robbers. Jenny does the actual robbing at gunpoint inside the banks while Jeff waits outside as the getaway...
A Kung Fu pupil asks his teacher, “Master, why does my ability not improve? I’m always defeated.” And the master, pensive and forever patient, answers: “My...
A new teacher was trying to make use of her psychology courses. She started her class by saying, “Everyone who thinks they’re stupid, stand up! “After...
A husband and wife were walking down a high street when the wife spots a beautiful diamond necklace in a jewelry store window. She urges her...
A 60-year-old millionaire was getting married and threw a big wedding reception. The big day arrived, and he got married to his stunning 23-year-old bride in...
An Irishman who had a little to drink is driving home from the city one night and, of course, his car is weaving violently all over...
When Jane first met Tarzan in the jungle, she was instantly attracted to him and during her questions about his life, she asked him if he...
A guy and his date were parked on a back road some distance from town, doing what guys and girls do on back roads some distance...
A duck goes into a store and waddles up to the manager. He asks him if he sells duck food. The shopkeeper tells him no. The...
At my first job I was working in an orange juice factory, but I got canned. I just couldn’t concentrate. Then I worked in the woods...
A couple arrived at town hall seconds before closing time, and caught a judge just as he was about to leave, and asked him to marry...
There was this preacher who was an avid golfer. Every chance he could get, he could be found on the golf course swinging away. It was...
Two elderly gentlemen, who had been without enjoyment for several years, decided they needed to visit a cat-house for some tail. When they arrived, the madam...
Two hot girls were riding around town with a sign on top of their car which said: “Two girls — $50.00.” A policeman seeing the sign...
A cat dies and goes to Heaven. God meets him at the gate and says, “You have been a good cat all of these years. Anything...
Moses, Jesus, and an old man were enjoying a friendly round of golf together. Moses stepped up to the tee and hit the ball. It went...
A man dies and goes to hell. As he approaches the gates he is stopped by the gatekeeper who asks for his name. “Joe.” he replies....