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In a part of Las Vegas humans don’t know about, a group of animals are playing cards in Las Vegas… and arguing. Lion: “Stop taking glances...
Sam and his wife Rachel were playing golf at the club when she drove a 300 yard tee shot straight down the fairway. Sam said, ‘Wow...
A newly married Liam goes to the meet Father Charles. He greets the priest and says, ‘Father, I need to talk to you.’ The Priest asks,...
A lawyer married a woman who had previously divorced 10 husbands. On their wedding night, she told her new husband, “Please be gentle, I’m still a...
A woman joins a country club and when she hears the guys talking about their golf round, she says “I played on my college’s golf team....
A businessman rushed into the train station just in time to catch the New York to Washington Express. On taking his seat he asked the conductor...
A New York State trooper pulled a car over. When the trooper asked the driver why he was speeding, the driver said he was a Magician...
A husband and wife are sitting on the couch watching TV. The wife looks at the husband and he is staring at the ceiling above her...
A woman awakes in the middle of the night to find her husband not in bed. She puts on her robe and goes downstairs to look...
A teenage boy goes to church to confess his sins. “Forgive me Father, for I have sinned. I have been with a loose girl.” The priest...
A little boy goes to his father and asks, “Daddy, how was I born?” The father answers, “Well, son, I guess one day you were going...
Three turtles, Joe, Steve, and Poncho, decide to go on a picnic. Joe packs the picnic basket with cookies, bottled sodas, and sandwiches. The trouble is,...
A woman brought a very limp duck into a veterinary surgeon. As she laid her pet on the table, the vet pulled out his stethoscope and...
A sixteen year-old boy came home with a brand new Ford F150. His parents look at the truck and ask, “Where did you get that truck?!”...
Little Johnny was on a park bench stuffing all of his Halloween candy in his mouth. An old lady came over and said. “Son, don’t you...
A woman walks into a bank in New York City and asks for the loan officer. She says she’s going to Europe on business for two...
A man was walking down the beach when he found a bottle. He picks up the bottle, and a genie comes out. The genie says that...
A customer in a restaurant orders a bowl of soup. However, the customer notices that something is wrong. So he calls the waiter over. “Can you...
A police officer asks a thief, “Why did you steal this stranger’s watch?” The thief replies, “I didn’t steal it — he gave it to me!”...
Three men are playing golf at a Country Club: Obi Wan Ken obi, Darth Maul and a very old man. Obi Wan tees off and hits...