A guy was limping, so his friend asked him what was wrong. He replied, “My foot bugs me sometimes. It’s just an old basketball injury.” His...
A man walks into a bar and sees his friend sitting beside a 12-inch pianist. He says to his friend, “That’s amazing. How did you get...
Johnny comes back from school crying and says, “Mommy, all the kids in the school say I have a big head.” His mother replies, “No, you...
Two men were talking about a friend who had recently passed away. “By the time Jack died, he had a transplanted heart, a plastic hip joint,...
A mother sees her son watching television and says, “Jimmy! I thought I told you to do the dishes after you do your homework! Why are...
A little girl and her mother are at church when the little girl starts to feel sick. Her mother tells her to go throw up in...
A farmer goes out and buys a new, young rooster. As soon as he brings him home, the young rooster rushes and bang all 150 of...
A blind man enters a bar and find his way to a bar stool. After ordering a drink, and sitting there for a while, the blind...
A newlywed couple moves into their new house. One day the husband comes home from work and his wife says, “Honey, you know, in the upstairs...
A husband and wife were golfing when suddenly the wife asked, “Honey, if I died would you get married again?” The husband said, “No sweetie.” The...