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A Catholic goes to confession. “Forgive me father for I have sinned.” He begins. “Go on my son.” says the priest. “I swore the other day,...
A Sunday School teacher decided to quiz her students about what they learned that year. Sunday School Teacher: “Okay class… who can tell me what are...
A woman overhears her 7 year old son playing with his toy train set. As he’s moving his train around, he stops the train and says...
Years ago, a man needs to take a flight. As he gets to his plane seat, he is surprised to find a parrot strapped into the...
A blonde went to a flight school insisting she wanted to learn to fly. As all the planes were currently in use, the owner agreed to...
A couple just had their first son. The husband is half Irish and half Indian, the wife is half Chinese and half Italian. That’s a lot...
Two doctor,s Dean and Gable, are treating a man with lung disease. They’re explaining how his smoking weed has led to his condition worsening. “But it’s...
Little Johnny wanted to go to the zoo and pestered his parents for days. Finally, his mother talked his reluctant father into taking him. After several...
An 8-year-old girl went to her dad, who was working in the yard. She asked him: “Daddy, what is make love?” The Dad was surprised that...
Two senior ladies were out for a Sunday drive in a huge car. Neither of them could really see too much over the dashboard. When they...
I would like to share a personal experience I had about drinking and driving. This might save you the cost and embarrassment of being arrested for...
A man named Adam walked along a forest trail, when suddenly he was stopped by an evil looking crone, who calls herself a witch. The witch...
In a part of Las Vegas humans don’t know about, a group of animals are playing cards in Las Vegas… and arguing. Lion: “Stop taking glances...
Sam and his wife Rachel were playing golf at the club when she drove a 300 yard tee shot straight down the fairway. Sam said, ‘Wow...
Two wives finally find some time to have a night out, just the two girls. After a night of happy drinking, they decide to wobble home,...
A newly married Liam goes to the meet Father Charles. He greets the priest and says, ‘Father, I need to talk to you. ‘ The Priest...
Two young guys were picked up by the cops for smoking marijuana and appeared in court. The judge said, “You seem like nice young...
A lawyer married a woman who had previously divorced 10 husbands. On their wedding night, she told her new husband, “Please be gentle, I’m...
A woman joins a country club and when she hears the guys talking about their golf round, she says…“I played on my college’s golf team. I...
One evening, a beautiful 17 year old daughter came home, feeling slightly worried. Her dad noticed that something was wrong, and repeatedly asked her...