A lady had lost her husband almost two years ago. Her daughter was constantly calling her to get back into the dating world. Finally, she said...
A couple of women were playing golf one afternoon. One of the two teed off and watched as her ball headed directly toward a group of...
Joe was moderately successful in his career, but as he got older he was increasingly hampered by incredible headaches. When his personal hygiene and love...
In a small parish church, a janitor was cleaning the pews between services when he was approached by the priest, Father Michael. Father Michael...
One Halloween long ago, in a small town in the middle of nowhere, a boy went out with his friends… The boy, of course, did...
A cowboy, who just moved from Wyoming to Texas walks into a bar and orders three mugs of Bud. He sits in the back...
One day, Einstein has to speak at an important science conference. On the way there, he tells his driver that looks a bit like...
A woman takes her 16 year old daughter to the doctor. The doctor says, “Okay, Mrs. Jones, what seems to be the problem?” The mother...
A monk and a priest are driving down a street in different directions. Oddly enough, they end up getting into a crash. They both...
John was sitting outside his local pub one day… … enjoying a quiet pint and generally feeling good about himself, when a nun suddenly appears...
The FBI had an open position for an assassin. After all the background checks, interviews and testing were completed, they had narrowed the field down...
An American spy is in Soviet Russia, digging up information on a powerful Russian politician. He finds him in a bar, walks in dressed in Russian...
The gynaecologist who became a mechanic! A gynaecologist had become fed up with malpractice insurance and HMO paperwork, and was burned out. Hoping to try...
In 1993, Dave Parker was on holiday in Kenya after graduating from Kentucky State University. On a hike through the bush, he came across a young...
Two hunters pull up to a house to ask a farmer for permission to hunt his land. When they pull up, one of the hunters walks...
A farmer had 5 female pigs but times were hard and he needed a solution. A farmer had 5 female pigs. Times were hard, so he...
Two friends are walking their dogs, a Dalmatian and a Chihuahua, when they smell something delicious coming from a nearby restaurant. The guy with the Dalmatian...
A Scottish tourist attended his first baseball game in the US… … and after a base hit, he hears the fans roaring, “Run… Run!” The next...
Guy decides to surprise his wife by coming home from his vacation a day early. He’s happy to see that she’s still up, as the lights...
A man passed a shop, where he saw a sign, “Magic Vulture for Sale”. Curious, the man walked into the shop and asked about the bird....