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A drunken Irishman is driving through the city of Dublin and his car is weaving […]
In a Chicago hospital, a gentleman had made several attempts to get into the men’s […]
Two blondes decide to go duck hunting. Neither one of them has ever been duck […]
Three nuns died in a car accident. They reached to the gates of heaven but […]
There was an old man who lived by a forest. As he grew older and […]
Three Scotsmen were sitting in a bar together. When I die, said the old Scot, […]
A guy asked a girl in a university library: “Do you mind if I sit […]