A elderly couple was having breakfast

An elderly couple was having breakfast one fine morning.

When the wife ask her husband, “Are you going to marry right after I die?”

What a depressing question? Here we are enjoying this beautiful morning and you bring up this grieving question.

That night, she asked that question again and for the following 3 days she keeps bopping that question and so he finally said,

“yes, are you satisfied?”

And she said, are you going to sell the house? he said, no!

Are you going to sell our bed? Why no are you going to let her have my golf clubs?

He said, “No I don’t think so, she is left-handed”