Relationship Jokes A man comes home from a night of drinking share it share it pin it A man comes home from a night of drinking with the boys. As he falls through the doorway of his house, his wife snaps at him, “what’s the big idea coming home half drunk?” The man replies, “I’m sorry, honey. I ran out of money.” Advertisement Related Topics: Up Next A guy offers to buy a drink Don't Miss A man and his wife were having an argument You may like Advertisement Advertisement