Relationship Jokes
A small boy is sent to bed by his father
A small boy is sent to bed by his father.
Five minutes later: “Da-ad…”
“What?”
“I’m thirsty. Can you bring me a drink of water?”
“No. You had your chance. Lights out!”
Five minutes later: “Da-aaad…”
“What??”
“I’m thirsty… Can I have a drink of water??”
“I told you no! If you ask again I’ll have to spank you!!”
Five minutes later: “Daaaa-aaaaad…”
“What??!!”
“When you come in to spank me, can you bring me a drink of water?”