A city kid went to his grandpa’s farm for the weekend. He tagged along as Pa did what had to be done around the place, taking...
Two men at a bus stop started a conversation. One of them keeps complaining of family problems. Finally, the other man says, “You think you have...
The elderly lady is in the Supermarket and starts throwing the frozen veggies on the floor, so the Manager asks if he can help. “I’m looking...
A lost dog strays into a jungle. A lion sees this from a distance and says to himself with caution, “This guy looks edible, never seen...
Thomas is 32 years old and he is still single. One day a friend asked, “Why aren’t you married? Can’t you find a woman who will...
A man is at work on the day of his marriage anniversary… However, on the same day, his incredibly hot secretary confesses her feelings and offers...
Teacher: Kids, what does the chicken give you? Kids: Meat! Teacher: Very good! Now, what does the pig give you? Kids: Bacon! Teacher: Great! And what...
A woman went down to the Welfare Office to get aid. The office worker asked her, “How many children do you have?” “Ten,” she replied. “What...
An 80-year-old woman walks into a tattoo shop, looks directly at the artist and says, “I want to get a tattoo”. The artist hesitantly replies “Well,...
A truck driver was going down a steep incline when, at the foot of the hill, he was able to make out a couple having lovemaking...