A man and his wife arrive from a business trip and go to his favourite steakhouse unaware of the mad cow outbreak in his town. The...
An 80-year-old woman walks into a tattoo shop, looks directly at the artist and says, “I want to get a tattoo”. The artist hesitantly replies “Well,...
The first-grade teacher was starting a new lesson on multi-syllable words, She thought it would be a good idea to ask a few of the children...
As a woman passes her daughter’s closed bedroom door she heard a strange buzzing noise coming from inside. Opening the door, she saw her daughter with...
A truck driver was going down a steep incline when, at the foot of the hill, he was able to make out a couple having lovemaking...
There is this atheist swimming in the ocean. All of a sudden he sees this shark in the water, so he starts swimming towards his boat....
A couple made a deal that whoever died first would come back and inform the other if it is lovemaking after death. Their biggest fear was...
A wise old man was sitting at the river bank. He saw a cat that had fallen into the river struggling to save itself from drowning....
A boy was cycling with a basket of eggs on it. He hit a stone and fell down along with the cycle. The eggs also fell...
A farmer decides its time to tell his son how he breeds the animals. He explains about the cows and the bull, the mares and the...
An old man goes to his doctor, complaining about a pain in his leg that doesn’t heal and wants a diagnosis and explanation. The doctor checks...
A woman walked into the kitchen and found her husband walking around with a fly swatter. “What are you doing?” the woman asked. “Hunting mosquitoes” He...
An old man turned 115 and was being interviewed by a reporter for the local paper. During the interview, the reporter noticed that the yard was...
A woman went to a lawyer to discuss divorcing her husband. “Don’t you love him anymore,” asked the lawyer? “Oh, I still love him,” the woman...
A boss says to his secretary, “we are travelling abroad for the week so make arrangements” . The secretary makes call to her husband, “My boss...
A Football team was on the field during practice, When to their surprise, a big turkey suddenly walked up to the coach and demanded a tryout....
Three women friends, one in a casual relationship, one engaged to be married and one a long-time wife, met for drinks after work. The conversation eventually...
A female secretary was helping her new boss set up his computer and asked him what word he would like to use as a password to...
Two guys are driving along in a car when they see two dogs mating in someone’s yard. The driver says, “That is great. My wife and...
A lady went to a doctor’s office, and was being examined by a doctor. A few minutes into the examination, screeching could be heard from the...