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The elderly lady is in the Supermarket and starts throwing the frozen veggies on the floor, so the Manager asks if he can help. “I’m looking...
A young man wanted to purchase a gift for his new sweetie for her birthday. As they had not been dating very long, it was a...
An old man is 85-year old and insists on taking his wife’s hand everywhere they go. When a man asked him why his wife kept looking...
A lady and her dog were enjoying a stroll in the park when her dog was mounted from behind by a large Rottweiler. The Rot was...
Ethel and Mabel, two elderly widows, were watching the folks go by from their park bench. Ethel said, “You know, Mabel, I’ve been reading this ‘lovemaking...
Jack wakes up with a horrible hangover and a throbbing black eye. The first thing he sees is a single rose on the side table and...
A 70-year-Old Retired Military officer had one Hobby….. He loved to Fish. He was sitting in his boat the other day when He heard. A voice...
There were three little boys visiting their grandparents. The oldest came out and asked his grandpa, “Can you make a sound like a frog, Grandpa? Grandpa...
A wife was in bed with her lover, When she heard her husband’s key in the door. “Stay where you are,” she said. “He’s so drunk...
A lost dog strays into a jungle. A lion sees this from a distance and says to himself with caution, “This guy looks edible, never seen...
A daughter takes her old father in a wheelchair to a retirement home for the first time. The nurse, expecting their arrival, greets them with, “Welcome...
A respectable lady went into the pharmacy, walked up to the pharmacist, looked straight into his eyes, and said, ‘I would like to buy some cyanide’...
A woman goes to the store to buy a parrot as a family pet. As she walks into the pet shop, she asks the owner, “How...
Thomas is 32 years old and he is still single. One day a friend asked, “Why aren’t you married? Can’t you find a woman who will...
A husband in his backyard is trying to fly a kite. He throws the kite up in the air, the wind catches it for a few...
This little kid is walking up the street with his Daddy. They see two dogs going at it. The little kid says “Hey daddy what are...
An elderly couple were sitting outdoors at a cafe when they noticed an old man who seemed to be having trouble crossing the street with an...
A man is at work on the day of his marriage anniversary… However, on the same day, his incredibly hot secretary confesses her feelings and offers...
The young couple invited their aged pastor for Sunday dinner. While they were in the kitchen preparing the meal, the minister asked their son what they...
An old farmer was farming and minding his own business. “There has been a wild Forest Man seen in the forest. He has little beady red...