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A senior citizens bus tour, while the passengers were unloading to do some sightseeing, one elderly lady stopped and whispered in the driver’s ear. She said,...
A dad walks into a market with his young son. The boy is holding a quarter. Suddenly, the boy starts choking, going blue in the face....
An elderly patient in a mental hospital was being reviewed for possible release. When asked what he would do if released, he replied, “I am going...
The teacher asked Little Johnny if he had any pets. Little Johnny replied, “Yes I have a pet cat and this morning before I left for...
When a woman entered the pharmacy, she approached the pharmacist and stated to him, staring into his eyes, “I want to purchase some cyanide.” Why on...
A doctor goes out and buys the best car on the market, a brand new Ferrari GO. It is also the most expensive car in the...
A couple is throwing a dinner party and the husband who is very thin and bony is walking around the house wearing only his boxers. His...
Little Johnny was wondering one day and decided to ask his dad. “Dad, how come big dogs can make little dogs and big cats can make...
A man and his ever-nagging wife went on vacation in Jerusalem. The woman kept complaining about every little detail and making the trip unbearable. But a...
A man rushes into his house and yells to his wife, “Martha, pack up your things. I just won the California lottery!” Martha replies, “Shall I...
Frank and Jim, are walking down the street when Jim turns to Frank and says, “Frank, if you had two of those top-of-the-line Mercedes Benz cars,...
A one day little Johnny asks his dad if he can take a shower with him. The dad says “yes, but don’t look down.” So the...
A man returns home a day early from a business trip. It’s after midnight. While en-route home, he asks the cabby if he would be a...
A couple had been married for 40 years and he managed all of the money. He told his wife that he did not ever want her...
A teacher is trying to teach good manners to her third-grade students. She turned to her class and said, “Michael if you were on a date...
Joe was sitting at a bar. He was totally depressed. The bartender, serving him a drink, asked what was wrong. “I’ll never understand women.” said Joe....
An old Italian couple is walking around in the mall. After a while they get separated so the woman goes up to the first saleswoman she...
A salesman is talking to an old farmer when he looks over and sees a rooster wearing pants, a shirt, and suspenders: He says. “What on...
A wife asked her husband to drop her off at a friend’s house, where a wedding reception was taking place. He responded that he would be...
A man boarded an aeroplane and took his seat. As he settled in, he glanced up and saw the most beautiful woman boarding the plane. He...